Cuntybaws

You're not fucking wrong there, and if they can't find anything racist they'll drag the bottom of the gay barrel instead.. Here's one of their other "Trending" stories today... Grandfather comes out as gay, aged 95

Want to know what's in my wok? Pubic rice from around my cock...

I've got some macroaggressions the cunts can have. For a start, let's see how they like their own fucking kidneys puréed.

Kreed Kafer was a cunt.

The "W" stands for "Wanker".

That would be no problem, as her shit almost certainly has the consistency and appearance of fluffy pink candy floss, and tastes just like strawberries & champagne. As Jimmy Carr once said of Rachel Riley, "I would crawl naked over miles of broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her."

That's not exactly how I remember it...

Are "Friends" Eclectic?

Deported? Don't you mean set on fire? Even unto the fourth generation.

Rules? In a knife fight? No rules!

Mourning Becomes Electra.

Would it be against the rules to enquire whether this an Oedipus complex?

I’d ride her like a stolen bike.

I just did!

Uh, uh uh, uh... expelliarmus.

Move over Mike fucking D, Rick fucking B is in town.

"Spotto", you say? The name is faintly familiar, was he a member once?

^ "your" Sorry pal.

"Your cornflakes, give them to me, now!" That was my cereal rapist impression.

Just imagine how crusty they'll be by now.

Q. How do you like your eggs in the morning? A. Unfertilised.

In Porthcawl?

"Your clothes, give them to me, now!" That was my serial rapist impression.

On the plus side, with nothing else to do, I managed to beat my previous record of 38 year's standing for the most number of wanks in a weekend.