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Cuntybaws

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  1. I call my cock "Whitney" because it goes stiff in the bath.
  2. Justin Timberlake must be from Manchester. Who knew? Rod Stewart is a cunt.
  3. I hope the cunt was nailed to the coffin just to be on the safe side. Perhaps with a stake through the heart for good measure. I told Mrs Baws she could dance on my grave when I go. Silly cunt doesn't know I'm being buried at sea.
  4. Someone they were interviewing pointed out that you can buy high-powered assault rifles in the same American supermarkets that banned Kinder eggs for being a health & safety risk. Not big on irony, the Yanks.
  5. If ever a thread cried out for a picture...
  6. There's no "I" in team, but there is a "u" in cunt.
  7. Well that's YOU "unfriended", you cunt! Anyone remember Dr Cunt's immortal "Cunts Corner Statistics" thread? Fucking hell, where did all those cunts go?
  8. I can't understand a word of this cunt's language, so I put the TV on mute and just make my own sound effects. Not so much signing for the deaf, as signing for the soon-to-be blind.
  9. A compelling image - but I think the teeth might put me off my stride.
  10. The traditional and long overdue phrase is, "Fuck Tom Daley!"
  11. A nice Chianti - that's a smutty innuendo, right? Mrs Baws has acute angina.
  12. Surely when it comes to the paralympic events the testers turn a blind eye? (No pun intended.)
  13. You wouldn't be calling Hannibal Lecter a cunt, would you? Careful now.
  14. Well how fucking ironic is this? The Jamaican cotton trade is readying itself for expansion - if only they had some, er, labourers for the fields... http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20140223/lead/lead10.html
  15. What the fuck's wrong with that, then? No-one ever had a go at me on the many occasions that I've cited the not-at-all-sociopathic views of Hannibal Lecter i.e. that a disaster involving any place of worship is a complete fucking waste unless it is crammed to the gunwales with the pious when it happens. It's not fair to pick on Mike just because he can't spell "coincidence".
  16. I can't understand why any cunt would eat their own bogeys. Or anyone else's obviously. Nor why any dirty, lazy cunt would wipe them on the walls of a toilet cubicle when there's a fucking toilet roll just there!
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