I hope the cunt was nailed to the coffin just to be on the safe side. Perhaps with a stake through the heart for good measure. I told Mrs Baws she could dance on my grave when I go. Silly cunt doesn't know I'm being buried at sea.
Someone they were interviewing pointed out that you can buy high-powered assault rifles in the same American supermarkets that banned Kinder eggs for being a health & safety risk. Not big on irony, the Yanks.
Well that's YOU "unfriended", you cunt! Anyone remember Dr Cunt's immortal "Cunts Corner Statistics" thread? Fucking hell, where did all those cunts go?
I can't understand a word of this cunt's language, so I put the TV on mute and just make my own sound effects. Not so much signing for the deaf, as signing for the soon-to-be blind.
Well how fucking ironic is this? The Jamaican cotton trade is readying itself for expansion - if only they had some, er, labourers for the fields... http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20140223/lead/lead10.html
What the fuck's wrong with that, then? No-one ever had a go at me on the many occasions that I've cited the not-at-all-sociopathic views of Hannibal Lecter i.e. that a disaster involving any place of worship is a complete fucking waste unless it is crammed to the gunwales with the pious when it happens. It's not fair to pick on Mike just because he can't spell "coincidence".
I can't understand why any cunt would eat their own bogeys. Or anyone else's obviously. Nor why any dirty, lazy cunt would wipe them on the walls of a toilet cubicle when there's a fucking toilet roll just there!