Jiggerycock

What, like lighthouses? Not many of them in Chad

And if they can enjoy / facilitate the removal of pre-pubescent girls clitorises with a rusty adze, then win-win 'eh?

Hardly surprising. VDL has a rap sheet as long as your arm when it comes to political fuck ups. Probably the best was, on her watch as German Armed Forces minister, when one Bundeswehr tank unit had to use broomsticks as guns on a military exercise. Naturally given her CV she was a shoo-in for senior minsterial positions in the EU. Thankfully as Commisioner she can be voted out of her office by the electorate to which she is accountable. Oh wait......

Panzerknacker's gone quiet following the events of the last 24 hours, when the EU unilaterally declared a Hard (health) Border on the island of Ireland, without consulting the Irish Government?

Or that we're not leaving Europe - unless plate tectonics has taken a massive belt of speed

Interesting (in the sense of it not being interesting in the slightest). Same principle used by the inventor of 'hate crimes', who took'sectional interest, special pleading hierarchy of victimhood', took away a few letters, went on a LSD and Glenfiddich bender that would make Oliver Reed shit treacle and thought 'the silly cunts will never go for this!'

I bow to your expertise on halitosis. It's not an easy condition to live with is it? .....although if you stopped rimming Len McCluskey it might help.

Pretentious? It's read the 'Ladybird Book of Marxism' and follows Owen Jones on Twitter - and thinks it's Wat Tyler!

Absolutely pitiful, even by by your 'Sixth Form barrack-room-lawyer' standards. The EU knows perfectly well what 'best endeavours' means. Put simply, 'I promise to try' is not 'I promise to do'. After all, it was the EU itself that insisted the Political Declaration tacked on to the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement could not be binding, and that the EU could only offer its own 'best endeavours' to reach a trade deal with the UK. Oh how Barnier and co giggled and winked knowingly at each other and at their supporters when they stated that! EU's health commissioner Stella Kyriakides (her suitability for this huge-stage role, coming from a background in Child Psychiatry....in Cyprus....before becoming a politician.....makes for interesting reading) has conflated a reasonable/best efforts undertaking with a concrete obligation to supply and now the EU is doing what the EU does best - laying blame trails as thick as you, to divert attention from where the real culpability lies.

...or just spit, then whistle? Anyway, breaking the habit of a lifetime, in all seriousness once the UK has bought sufficient vaccine for our own population, I think we should offer supplies of the vaccine to Ireland. Strategically it makes sense, since there is a long-estabished freeflow of citizens between the two countries (The Republic being the only country not subject to the travel restrictions currently being introduced by the Home Office) and if Irish Citizens are to be allowed into the UK it makes sense that a large percentage as possible of them have had the vaccination Ireland are close to the UK and, despite the 'bantz' in here and elsewhere, we have a shared culture and history (not all of it pleasant, true) and it would be the neigbourly as well as moral thing for us to do. And, addressing the elephant in the room, it would be a chance for us to demonstrate the outward looking Britain I've always wanted us to be, post-Brexit to do a good thing without playing politics (assuming of course this was reciprocated by the EU Apparatchiks and actually allow this to one of their colonies) Finally of course, it would mean Willie Mullins' horses able to travel to Cheltenham, where I've got a thuming great accumulator going on'em.

Nope - me neither

Do you like Dickens? I bet you've never even been to one

Jog on Pol-Pot PS They don't sell nerve gas in BHS. Not even to students who did their 'Gap Yah', living on the frontline in Bishops Stortford

....and the 'Eddery' bit?

Course you do you, you fucking control freak! As usual the rest of your post is emotive bollocks, straight from the 'Identitarian's Guide to Modern Life' (Colouring In Version)

Quick betting shop story. Back when I used to frequent bookies (or 'Turf Accountants' as they branded themselves) and lived in a rough part of Liverpool, there was this incongrous old gentleman who used to pop in to Stanleys (long since swallowed up by Ladbrokes I think). Incongrous because he spoke with a cut glass accent and was always dressed in Crombie, brogues, shirt and tie - proper 'Toff in Toxteth' Anyway, he'd place his bet and watch the race and mother of God the language! In a location where effing and jeffing was very much the order of the day, the stream of filth from Sir Bufton Tufton would make a docker wince! "Come on Eddery....whip it....WHIP IT YOU WHORE!! WHIP THAT CUNT!! [rising to a crescendo} FUCKING WHIP IT EDDERY YOU CUNTING MOTHERFUCK!! CUNT...C-C-C-C- C...MOTHERFUCK...WHIP IT YOU WHORE......FUCKING WHIP IT!!!" Returning to planet Earth after the (inevitable) doing of his pieces he'd always go 'That'll win next time out' before sashayying out of the shop. Anyway, re your post. Without buttering you up {Punkers disappears for a quick wank} I took from that that here was you and many like you, enjoying a harmless, probably well-thought-through bet and yet we are consistently asked to focus on the .5% of 'problem gamblers' (and any media representation of gambling is always through the prism of 'problem gambling'. Alway and without exception). Even this thread, when not driven down the 'mewling love of being controlled' cul-de-sac by Student Grant (aka The Child Harold), focuses on the tiny minority for who punting is a problem.

Oh God 'Class War' has arrived!!

As if undebated lockdown isn't good enough in terms of State over-reach, the cunts at the Gambling Commission are discussing the possibility of introducing checks to counter what they see as problem gambling. This could mean a monthly net loss of as little as £100 might prompt an intervention, meaning a customer having to prove they could afford to lose more before being able to place another bet. Like Brexit again, pandering to a minority - this time the .5% of punters who have a gambling problem - by punishing the 99.5% who don't. ......and if this doesn't affect you, I bet (ha-ha) they'll be coming after anyone who goes to the boozer a bit too often for the State's liking next.

Do you think him and Putin get on the blower late at night and go "We'll crack on with taking over Africa - promise the West we'll sort out Boko Haram and that'll ensure they roll over and get their tummies tickled. You get the tanks rolling through Eastern Europe - they're so fucking tired of their politicians and their decadent bullshit, my guess is you can set up a Tractor Factory in Buckingham Palace and a Vodka Distillery in Fortnums by mid-March. The Yanks'll all implode soon and no one really gives a fuck about Asia - catch you on Zoom for front-row-seats and popcorn when we nuke the fuck out of Australia yeah?"

To be fair, as the instigater of this particular thread derailment, the OP was so niche even Neil would have hard a hard job fucking it.

It's the small things sometimes, isn't it?

Now here's a great cul-de-sac for our little sewing circle to explore! 'Little known cunts from history' The ref who missed Pedro Mendes 'goal' for us against Man Utd Andre Nel Erich Hoeneker Engin Raghip Have at it you crazy bastards!!

Great! Rename the little cunt 'John Venables'

Could you tread in some dogshit and raise your IQ by 50 points?

Okay - but I fail to see how thousands of images of overweigh slobs tapping out ill-informed Twitter messages with their foetid Dorito-stained fingers is going to bolster your argument? {puzzled, quite frankly}