Jiggerycock

I think it's because English is the second language of choice for many of these unfortunate souls; a point upon which Ms Patel's negotiating with the cheese-eating surrender monkeys took a turn for the better. My sources inform me that the EU couldn't be made to look bad (and not be the utopia that it presents itself as), so the compromise is that any boatloads of migrants the new Franco - British Channel Patrol Force pick up will be taken west and dumped on the quayside at Cork. Both parties are cool with this, the French even commenting that Ireland have been taking it like a pornstar from France for so long they'd lap up this 'compromise' like pigs in Chardonnay.

Amazing isn't it? You'd have thought Brexit - and it instantly turning us into a third world pariah state where, overnight, the latent racism of the nation has been unleashed so that every night is Krystalnacht - would have detered them but no, far from it apparently

Wee Daniel is a fucking embarrasment the twee mumsy cunt! Who the fuck is he to judge Duke Ellington?

Jurgen Klopp proving he can be just as small minded, churlish and infantile as any other manager when his team doesn’t win. He’s the Nicola Sturgeon of Football - always escapes any real scrutiny and analysis

So to any Martian readers of the thread so far, to summarise: 'Anyone who isn't me - is a cunt!' NOW FUCK OF BACK TO YOUR RUNNING SYPHILLIS SORE OF A PLANET, YOU ZIPPY-FROM-RAINBOW LOOKALIKE FATHERERFUCKERS!

'Terrible Cunts' even Chin-chin

If only it were a couple of drunks in Penrith ('PEN-RITH!') Unfortunately 'Every Member of Parliament trips on glue'

It's all a poond o' shite! Arbitrary bullshit (apart from Hancock getting his retaliation in on Andy Burnham and Manchester! "Don't get lippy with the Capitol you no-lipped mascara-wearing freak!"), which, if Jonathan Sumption is right, is totally unlawful. We are living under the most coercive regime in peacetime history and everyone just shrugs, while cities and counties cringe and beg not to be classified into a more severe tier. It is all bollocks and needs to be widely and vociferously called out as such.

Cake and fine wines! I want them here and I want them now otherwise I'm going to install a fucking jukebox and liven you stiffs up a bit!

Just like the attitude of the modern Labour Party in fact

Karl Marx thought he was working class til he went there and found he was middle class

They could always form a suicide pact with Scotland. Dunno what they would call this instant pariah state? Over to you CC'ers!

Course it will! Sunak will just go all Thomas Caxton on us and print some more money - can't understand why no nation has ever done this before.

Never mind Shilton! Peter Reid jogging back like it was a fucking warm up, then stopping for a siesta when the cheating dago got into the penalty area! Supposed 'hard-man' Terry Fenwick not sticking the snorting Gaucho into row Z like any sub-Tommy Smith wannabee would have done - instead choosing to pull off a halfway decent do-si-do 'no after you my Malvinas-loving friend' impression as the wop swindler minced past Terry Butcher. Cunt shouldn't have got within thirty yards of our goal for that one and FUCKING STEVE HODGES SHOULD HAVE LAUNCHED IT INTO SPACE FOR THE FIRST not popped it over his shoulder back into the penalty area. Not that I'm bitter or have fogotten the details after all these years.

A West Ham fan? You treachorous piss-flap!!

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengheti

His fluffer?

At moments like this I'm SO glad sites like this exist. Somewhere to go to vent spleen Because you just know there's going to be these god-awful hagiographies 'genius....better than Pele....the greatest......tortured genius' that sort of bollocks.....Gary Lineker will be all over it like a cheap suit...... and you've got to be all adut and politically correct and not speak ill of the dead and shit, when you're just itching to shout, well pretty much Joker's initial post, word for word.

Speaking as a Spurs fan - I've just cum, contemplating such a compelling vignette

Fuckin hell - it's Noel Fielding!

If it's Johnny Kuffir getting monged off their tits then all's fair in love and Jihad. anyway if it's a toss up between Johnsons Covid Jackboot or the Dodgy Ayatollah's it's not much of a choice really is it? I mean the latter do have some lovely great big bushy beards - some of them even on the blokes

Er, yeah cheers Jacob Bronowski

I think we've established the price of human lives, at least as far as this government and Covid is concerned - £ fucking millions, mortgaging our childrens futures and crushing civil liberties in an over-arching power grab that would make Pol Pot shit treacle. We've got the Astra Zeneca (Patrick Vallance Retirement Fund) one, we've got the advanced degree in Cryogenics one and the one with the fairy light on one.....millions of doses, enabling the vaccination of the population several times over (they don't fuck about theses lizard people). Take your pick because - statistically - chances are you don't actually need it anyway. ...course, if you want to remain employed, travel anywhere or see anyone / anything you're going to have to get it; it's a question of 'Freedom for the most compliant' (the most compliant should be the last to be entrusted with freedom, surely?) Anyway, any vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe. If they don’t, then the country is safe.

And some initiate the ills of others to generate profits

Especially for Sir Patrick Vallance who owns shares in Astra Zeneca