ClitWestwood

I'll reply to this bollocks when i can be arsed.

It looks like a cock and balls pointing two guns, is that the look you were going for?

great response, just as as well you're not a geopolitical strategist.

Who's that then? Wanting to secure British resources in overseas territories and having a big enough navy to deter other countries from taking advantage of them isn't jingoism, it's common sense. No but I've got a PSN though, why?

But that's what I'm saying, if we actually had a government with a spine that refused to play lackey to the yanks and actually put Britain first(yeah i know unlikely) they would actually be building our navy back up right now and making future plans for extracting resources from the antarctic to actually benefit this country. Scotland still has ship yards i think. It all boils down to our government being spineless and inept, giving zero shits about the population and only caring about lining their pockets as you said. That's why I'm really hoping the fuckwit British government won't be so Gung-ho to get involved in some war between the yanks and china/taiwan 5'000 miles away in another part of the planet that has bearing on anything in the UK or europe and quite honestly isn't our problem. It would actually benefit europe on the whole if we let the cunts slaughter each other and capitalise on it afterwards like the septics did to us during and after WWII. Britain or Europe gains nothing from getting involved.

So is the usa that's why they're desperate to start war with China. Which is precisely why Britain should be building it's navy back up to a huge size if our thick as fuck government had any sense. A lot of Antarctica is British territory if I'm not mistaken and is meant to be sitting on natural resources that this country could use in the future and no doubt other cunts are going to want them too when things get desperate.

Spunk cocktail?

You being a massive exception to this obviously.

Good the americans are cunts. Cant happen soon enough.

We'll ave none of that forrin yank shite on these pages. True about the Bland Pryse which makes you wonder how the Brits even shot it without harming themselves, unfortunately theres no videos of one being fired due to an extremely small number of them ever being produced. Shame. Forgotten Weapons on youtube is a decent channel for that sort of thing.

What Ol' uncle Jimmy usually said T' younguns backstage at TOTP. Hows about that then?

Innit. You jest but if climate change REALLY gets bad in the next 5-10 years things could turn ugly fast and it's an us or them scenario in regards to dinghy folk and climate refugees.

I always thought the WSR was a visually appealing gun in WWI films, Zulu etc. so I've always had a thing for it(not a gun loony but I can appreciate a piece of craftsmanship like that) and it's a beast obviously. Have you ever heard of the .577 Bland Pryse? I feel sorry for any poor animal that got shot with one of these back in the day, it's the Webley service revolver's steroid induced crack cocaine snorting cousin:

The ghost of Prince Phillip came to me in a vision last night and told me to "put that damn dirty darkie on cuntscorner down with a Martini Henry or a .455 Webley service revolver for king and country for gods sake!" I'm sorry it's got to end like this but that's just how its got to be you stabby Jordans stealing cunt innit blud

I just got handed the keys to the deluxe CC Vegas penthouse with my name in gold above the door of the faux marble countered shitter, what do you think of that then? 😎

Crikey that's quite a lot of pressure, praise and expectation you're heaping on these world weary shoulders out of the blue (stupid autocunt put soldiers instead of shoulders). You can't just hand me the keys to the Wraith mobile and fuck off into the night like that man. ✌

He was probably thinking to himself "fuck me i can't wait to get back to civilisation and do cat food adverts instead of performing in a sweaty forgotten armpit of a country for a bunch of thick as fuck toothless yokels descended from criminals, thanks for the wonga you dopey pricks. Strewth!"

Ahh alright.

It might just be me but I don't think that cock is to accurate scale, its half the size of that palm tree and bigger than the bloke in the BG!

I'm the best on here 🧠 I don't have a wife i think you might have been shagging @Penny Farthingin his Grayson Perry getup or something Captain crunch who made the original post said it not me dum dum.

"nothing more than they deserve" would suggest it was very on topic you thick as fuck jerk chicken gobbling, calypso dancing bongo bongo cunt. Lol

I'm just here for the gasoline.

Britain's biggest mistake after defeating the septic tank cunts in 1814 is not sending the full might of the royal navy back over to yank land and hunting down and exterminating every last one of the parasites like cockroaches. The americunts have been the root of all of Britain's problems since the end of WWII and are long overdue for being made extinct.

Mick Jagger and David Bowie have been given jail sentences totalling 10 years after posting music video of themselves "dancing in the street".