Roadkill

We pronounce hairy like everyone else. Bikers would be a bit harsher Bike-as instead of Bike-ers. Don't = Divin't Yes = Aye No = Nat Town = Toon Over = Awa Throw = Hoy That's the only real differences in pronunciation. The rest is just harder A's

Propa fly, innint?

Driving around in a Beemer? Rich kid gangstas using mammy and daddy's trust fund to look good. Round mine they're more of the shitty little Corsa with the Halfords Special bodykit and Pound Shop exaust type.

No they'd have got pissed and ended up at the wrong Pole.

I once saw a pissed lass try and glass a copper with a Lambrini bottle when he tried to take it off her to pour down the drain. Beautiful.

They're also Geordies, Punkape. Get yourself riled up about that too you sad little bastard.

I'll admit I'm a bit jealous of Edinburgh in a way. All Newcastle has had going for it in the last 20 years is a shitty footbridge and an angel made out of scrap metal.... also Gateshead went and built a big reflective glass slug on their side of the river. Twats.

'Course they were nice they were after your cash, Decimus.

From my experience it's mostly tartan shops and beggars with a few old buildings. I will admit beautiful landscape though. Never seen anything like the Arthur's Seat.

Only they cant be trusted with real independence so they have to stay walled off in their pretend little kingdoms and let the REAL country do the work.

Lucky bastard. I don't get to chill till after midnight.

Tell her to keep it in the house, keep it well groomed, and give it plenty of attention.

Capitalist pig.

Holy shit ratcum you triggered a perfect A1 response and proved my thesis right!

That's what it's getting like now with all the rich twats going over to Calais, apologizing on our behalf and comparing the old camp (which was supposed to be decommissioned months ago but they refused to leave of their own accord, hence why le bobbys were called in the first place) to fucking Auschwitz. As long as there's a famous person - or even just a person from a famous person's nutsack - preaching doom and shame down upon them from their soap boxes this feculent little tumor of misguided guilt and white shaming is only going to get worse. Funny no one ever went over there to interview them about their views on our culture and religion. But then they might have said something honest and not be able to play victim anymore.

It was when he said 'You just don't have it, it must hurt.' Looked identical to the sad egotistical shit Bills been spraying all day. If it's not him it's an uncanny resemblance.

Are you Bill?

Yeah...

You sound like someone...

It's actually the horses doing that themselves. Makes it easier for the hooved twats to keep watch when the gyppos break into your house to nick all the copper piping.

See? Fucking disgrace...

Horses are bastards anyway, them and the gyppos have been in cahoots for years.

You would know. You're such a closet-case I bet there's not a sock left in there capable of bending five degrees in any direction before shattering. The prime breeding ground for whatever fetid little diseases your repressed little mind can dream up to unleash upon this chaos ridden world.

I'd rather die than live as a filthy fucking Mackem. Those twats over the water voted to remain anyway so they'll probably all be wearing white robes and bending over at pre-sceduled times during the day to appease their Magical Sky Cunt even if they do get to survive.