Roadkill

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She said that she’s post surgery and commencing chemo. I think the lack of jewellery might mean she’s got 3 blue dots tattooed on her belly and a 6 week ticket for radiology as well. 

That or she's being hunted by the Predator.

5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I don’t compare myself with others 

26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I am the mirror image of you Road Kill thus sharing some of your characteristics, but in reverse. Hence

YES! 😅 

Are you fucking blind? She's a hook nosed sand person on the shit side of 40. She has jowls for fuck sake.

Do you wank it to Winston fucking Churchill too?

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

I am the mirror image of you Road Kill thus sharing some of your characteristics, but in reverse. Hence

YES! 😅 

You've lifted the old Star Trek video out of the restricted box at the loony bin haven't you?

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Reported. Acrimony without humour. 

Sorry to interrupt, but does this mean you actually see yourself as humorous and entertaining, Harold?

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You haven't seen Ms. Marvel, then? Lucky cunt!

I lost interest of that whole thing around the time Micky Rourke was trying to slur a Russian accent past the massive brain trauma to find his parakeet.

Further reveals of a purple Hulk and Bruce Willis raccoon did little to win me back. Tried The Punisher series, but after The Boys arrived it just seemed tame and angsty.

14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Ah, they say, it may all be bollocks but it gives people comfort and a sense of belonging and purpose. Stupid fucking cunts.

I suppose its one advantage is that when hard-of-thinking bigots armed with semi-automatic weapons decide to go on a killing spree, they can easily find the cunts all gathered together in their synagogue/mosque/church. (Delete as appropriate.) Easy targets.

I wish this was a documentary:

 

I wonder, if we're still here in the next thousand years, if boatfugees will be portrayed and adored like everyone's current favourite historical rapists and pillagers, the Vikings?

Making Muhammad into a Marvel character might be a bit problematic though.

4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Islam and Christianity are both offshoots of Judaism and in their basic fundamentalist forms they are similar. The modern day Muslin fundamentalists are very similar to the the Christians in Britain during the reign of King James and the Cromwell Commonwealth with poor elderly women (and men) being  persecuted as witches. I think that @Roadkill has already written about the good Christian women of Tyneside being on a mission to convert and immigrant into a good fearing christian. Friend Abdul seems to have been a devious cunt who took advantage of this . It would be interesting t know the background to the woman that he had been shafting prior to him dousing her with some caustic substance.

I don't remember that, but there is a worrying number of slags in the news getting beaten up by their freshly shipped "peaceful" boyfriends for having the audacity to be female in public.

On 24/03/2024 at 13:42, Wolfie said:

What a disgrace. Getting sacked for gross misconduct is a big deal which will likely affect a pension which has probably taken 35-40 years to accrue – all because some confused little shit has essentially won a classroom power struggle against someone she ought to be respecting.

After all, a 'preferred' pronoun is just that: a preference and not a rule. I hope he's cleared, uses the money he sues the college for to retire with, and exploits the whole shitfest as an example to other, similar career-threatening situations based on militant transgenderisms. Shame on his bosses for allowing this to even escalate. 

The pronoun shit is nothing but a power play. An underhanded tactic for soft cunts who demand respect whilst being too egotistical to ever fathom giving it.

Human language has evolved since we've been grunting at each other in caves - the idea of asking for pronouns from someone as an opener to a conversation simply isn't natural - you see a man or a woman, and if you're not sure what you're seeing then you're automatically programmed to consider it rude to ask.

Of course, they know this. In fact, they're counting on it, because it gives them that little taste of authority and dominance that they crave every time someone "misgenders" them and they have an opening to complain, or worse, actually caves to them and goes along with their fantasy.

It's the worst part of the LGBT "community" - the exact same part that wants paedos to be humanised and called "MAPs" (Minor Attracted People) instead of deviant, kiddy fiddling cuntrags.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

You think you're going to get a Blonde vivacious beauty with a body to die for and what you get is a vodka swilling pig farming spanner who looks like a man and has the DNA  of a goat. It's worse than when fat ugly Scottish oil workers bought a Thai off the Internet and ended up  with Yoko.

You're alright, ELC.

Bit gay for Putin, mind.

I get the impression you'd like nothing more than for him to stamp on your bollocks and spit in your face.

Not my thing personally, but apparently all of those manly Russian men in striped vests are into it as well, so what the fuck do I know?

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

If the teacher is a maths or science graduate then he is a very rare example in the state system and they should be worshipping the ground...they won't get a replacement anytime soon for their exams. He'll be snapped up by the private sector on better pay and conditions. 

Word to the "wise" on this site: try thinking round the subject not just balling and screaming. 

What the fuck are you blathering about? This thread seems to be one of the most constructive on here for a long time - different opinions, debate, and no one has been called a nonce, yet.

Russia reporting all gunmen involved in the attack have been arrested. According to Russian intelligence they tried to flee to Ukraine and some border guards appeared to be preparing to let them through.

This fucking stinks of fuckery. Don't ragheads usually prefer to go out with a bang instead of running for the nearest border?

Probably still Islam wankers, but they might be wise to the fact that getting captured and claiming allegiance with Ukraine could result in a lot more infidel deaths with one side so desperate to blame their actively engaged enemy.

On the other hand, if they were supported from inside Ukraine, Zelensky is fucked and the West has a lot of explaining to do - it's only OK to mass murder unarmed civilians with guided air to ground missiles - you're not allowed to just walk up and shoot them in the face.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You’re much closer to Sheffield than most of us. You’ll have first pickings of the radioactive sheep guts.

 Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.

I'll set up a Cunt Bunker in Hartlepool. We can all regroup there in the event of nuclear apocalypse and become sheep gut warlords, raiding the coast for supplies using the tall ships crewed by mutated channel hoppers and completely unaffected Mackems.

6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I would have sympathy with Kevin Lister's rights save for the likely fact that his beliefs are likely to be linked to his belief in the supreme sky fairy .. such cunts should be kept well away from educational establishments and any young or other impressionable people or better still locked in a looney bin.

I dunno, Pen. Clearly he finds the additional responsibility to indoctrinate children into the LGBT community distasteful. And it almost sounds like that wasn't even part of the contract he signed.

Now, if he'd outright challenged the student's opinion in front of the entire class, I might see the reason behind his dismissal, but it was the student that initiated the argument by asking if they could take part in a maths competition for girls and the student who took offence when he told her she could take part in the competition.

The student clearly has an agenda here and she has deliberately got this man fired because he wouldn't kowtow to her sensitive ego. She's knowingly used her transgender identity to get him into trouble.

Only one other student in the entire class complained alongside her - considering the never ending push of gender identity in the classrooms - that says a lot that even modern day students thought it was a non-issue at the time.

That fucking teacher sounds like he's had enough in the article.

"You're a fucking girl."

"No, I won't call you Bruce, Jennifer."

"The college can fuck themselves, I'm 60 and don't have time for this wishy washy bollocks."

Good man (an actual one).

Just ten years ago and Student A would have been rightfully expelled for needlessly disrupting a class with this shite. No doubt she's being hailed as a hero for social justice and lorded over by whatever LGBT professor convinced her she could have a cock and balls if she just believed hard enough now.

Mathematics, the foundation of all science and engineering, has no power over the rainbow land of make believe and gumdrops.

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

Walking around my local supermarket all I hear is some weird fucling Russian dialect and their ferral fucking kids running about .Its like living in fucking vladivostock. I remember a time we treated that lot as the enemy now they own Mayfair , the london District not the flange flash magazine .

I wouldn't know, I live in Newcastle. The Mackems tend to eat anyone trying to enter from the south and the Scots get them addicted to heroin before they can make it here from the north.

The one's trying to enter by the east take one look at Tynemouth and drown themselves in self defense and I think the Roman Legions are still in control of the west approaches - no cunt ever comes from that direction and no cunt has ever bothered to check.

2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Chechun islamists I reckon. They've been wanking around Russia for decades .if Putin does flatten Ukraine at keast it'll put an end to it and the BBC will have to find another cause to disinform us about .I've noticed that every Ukranian woman "seeking friend in Europe " looks like a supermodel. Working on the family pig farm , poor dental hygiene and a  bottle of Vodka a day doesn't seem to effect their beauty in any way .

Don't trust what you see on the internet. A punter on here adopted one (I can't remember who) and she turned out to be a right pig faced little gremlin.

I think it's just a fast one to get the Chernobyl mutants out of the gene pool.

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

I doubt muslims will  be celebrating Ramadan in public over in mother Russia .Might cause a bit of bother. The Russians are the only lot who stands up to Islam. Putin will deal with them in the only way they understand .They have sown the wind , they shall reap the whirlwind .

Could be just the excuse he's after for just a tiny little tactical nuke in Ukraine though if he decides to spin it that way. Or mobilization.

Reports of the vehicle used by the attackers confirm Ukraine plates - absolutely not evidence in any way, probably just a false flag by mischievous terrorists - but he could use it. He's used much less in the past and has a fresh election to exploit.

Of course, completely overshadowed on the BBC by whatever fucking Royal has been licking used graphite rods this week, its only an event that could kick off world war fucking three in several different ways.

I wonder what Harry and Kate have to say about all this?

What a fucking night it is in Mother Russia. A bunch of mysterious cunts have walked into a packed concert hall and shot everyone to shit.

ISIS claims responsibility, but they're attention seeking little cunts who'll claim anything these days for the chance to suck Allah's cock.

Russia really wants it to be Ukraine responsible for the attack, almost perversely so, but Action Man isn't having any of it and Ukraine is denying having any connection.

Europe is finding itself in the awkward position of trying to sound sympathetic over the deaths of unarmed Russian civilians despite spending the last few months bigging each other up and super seriously threatening to send troops in to Ukraine, but only to help little old ladies across roads and walk dogs, honest.

And the good old USA of all fucking places predicted and warned Americans working and living in Russia about this exact fucking thing kicking off a while back.

It's all very fucking sketchy. If this was just some rowdy ragheads, they're going to get so much virgin cock in Valhalla or wherever they go after they blow themselves up.

3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Back on topic, The Princess of Wales has had treatment for Cancer... @Last Cunt Standing you were clearly onto something, must be your medical background. 

Will she outlive the King?

What have they been up to? Is someone cleaning the carpets of the palace with Radithor?

59 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Careful there Dear Leader, resorting to brutish sexism when challenged might be considered passé. 

Disgusting! I want to speak to a manager now!

10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Aaww fuck’s sake. I thought there was about to be a lovely, interesting punch-up to enjoy here. I was hoping for abuse, vitriol and general shit-flinging…I bought fucking popcorn ffs. You pair of ‘disagree agreeably’ old cunts. Fuck off.

That's for your own good. Both me and @Wolfie can be long-winded cunts - unlike @Mrs Roops and @King Billy - we have the self control to understand that an argument between us would hold very little entertainment value for spectators.

21 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I went into a right political rant earlier Killer, you're quite correct. But you're from the predominantly vast white northeast, while the Londonised southeast I hail from has become virtually unrecognisable. The bottle of Barolo I polished off earlier, together with the fact the area I grew up in is now 30-40% Asian, somewhat justifies my tirade. But unlike ELC's horseshit it does actually make sense. What other few places on the internet can I spout my heartfelt bollocks without being accused of racism nowadays?

The rest of the internet was sterilised years ago. I'm sure there's a few last bastions but the chances are they're full of hardcore spackers who would consider you a softy for not demanding outright genocide.

There's no middle ground on anything anymore - or at least the majority of the population finds existence more engaging when they pretend that there isn't.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Denise Lewis 

Enough said

I don't understand... Is this an auction?