colonelkurtz

Woman .. " Go on love , twat him and I'll deck the baldyhead arse wipe hiding behind him whoever it is "

That's the beauty of bulk buying

Then and ever since it's been " It's not as though they're the types who nipped down to Wetherspoons and left a young child alone is it ... I mean you only need to look at the John Lewis clothing ensemble"

Aka The Massed Ranks of the Sanctimonious Fucks ... bound to be more than a couple of Gabriella's, Toby's and Hugo's in there.

Put on a medley of Gary Glitters Smash Hits with the amp turned up to 11 .. that'll learn 'em.

I hope the two old cunts across the street read this.... fucking annoying self righteous pricks. They won’t see Xmas... Free tv licences , prescriptions and bus rides ... what's not to like !

Noddy Holder should have got the lead role

Make sure you've got some empty Lucozade bottles and Lady Tenas wth you

Mrs Parlour in Sainsburys .. "Are you Ray Parlour ?" ... fucking priceless !

Good entertainment value to be had however over the past few months seeing so many local bagheads and jellybrains skulking around the often silent streets to keep that morning appointment with their local street pharmacist sat in his K reg Nova as they try to blend in and appear casual while nervously dabbing at the phone trying to remember how to spell owmuchyerfugginbasturd. Upside however is that the skankblobs and inbred brats they share their life with will hopefully have little trouble in contracting much , much worse than Covid19

I know this may not go down well but the Attenborough fucker does my head in with his earnest patronising 'my shit doesn't stink' Whispering Dave persona . What a frigging know all he is who wants us to believe he actually schlepps about in some bug infested shithole location seeking out some creature or other and proceed to film it knobbing or swimming or farting when everyone knows all the hard work is done by others while he's sat in a cosy BBC studio just dubbing his "You plebs obviously aren't aware and since I am after all a National Treasure , so allow me to educate you " narration. He should do something useful like his brother , who may have been bald and wore glasses, but at least made some decent films , especially that one with Jeff Astle Goldberg and the dinosaurs in it.

Bet she was cupping him right there .. the lucky ginger bastard

" .. the steaming clitoris .... that is Amanda Holden " . Spot on Jiggers . Am reading this just as Mrs Kurtz was looking for Pastrami slices at the deli counter.

Certainly looks little .But then again .. near ..far away

Wasn't that Rolfs farewell CD Album

What a bunch of up their arse smug bastards they are . While the rest of us in the civilised world and Muurica are doing our level best to deal with annoying school age brats enjoying their Holidays in the Sun [c] J Lydon and avoid all manner of diseased and plague ridden home grown cunts these fucking convicts, bigots and sheep shaggers insist on poncing it about for all the world to hear how they dealt with it effectively early doors meaning practically nobody is affected and anyone who is will probably a brown skin type anyway. The head girls in Canberra and Wellington have declared there will be nobody allowed in for for the forseeable future. Well booh hooh fucking whoo .You can stick your fucking Bondi Beach, your shit wine, your Lord of the Rings scenery , not to mention your average rugby/cricket teams up your Southern hemisphere arses . See if we care

Not one single glittery "Live Laugh Love" thingy though ...

It's been clear for years that his 'base' will believe anything .. and I mean anything he says and as such will re elect the cunt in November. It seems that even the grown ups in the administration are shit scared and unwilling to call him out on the constant streams of peurile babble that comes out of the hole in his face. The only hope is some sort of coup - military or otherwise , although a civil war would perfectly suffice for him and his cells of tooled up good ol' boys . Remember that this bozo incredibly has access to ICBM target and launch codes whilst in the pockets of Moscow and Israel. All is not going to end well

That trumptwats facial expression always looks like his arsehole has healed up .. here's hoping

A plod relative never fails to be surprised at the irony of the blood spattered wall decoration versions often seen seen when attending your typical violent domestic murder scene.

Need a few sparkly "Live- Laugh - Love" thingies

See that gunk that gathers in your belly button .. or that crusty patch in your knickers gusset .. or that cheesy sweat lodged betwixt bollock and groin .. that's the One Show that is.

My initial thoughts were for a far wider selection of through and throughs .. waste not want not

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2020/big-night-in-presenters