camberwell gypsy

Did he live next to the old woman who lives in a shoe or next to the crooked man?

Did he read you a bedtime story?

Knobkerri? Does Kerri know about this?

You say the nicest things to me

No. Shan't

Stop slagging off admin!

Poly Styrene was a better singer. God rest her soul (cross myself).

Ooh I bet you look good in them.

Oh my god! I'm scared. Especially when she puts on her leather gloves

Naturale eius debent

What made me smile was when the TV reporter said that it was due to being uneducated. So let's recap: they were looting spilt oil because when they set the oil alight, it is a source of heat. Now I can tell you fuck all about sulphuric acid, but I know for a fact I wouldn't add it to my Singapore Sling.

Was it "bang bang" by Nancy Sinatra?

They're arrogant fuckers as well

Help? What help with touching your ring piece? I'm sure there's someone on this site who'd be very happy to touch your ring piece

Probably same fucking idiots that have piercings all over there face that go in for this bollocks

Roops will be out of her coffin soon, prowling the corridors, whacking her jackboot with her riding crop. Pouncing on some poor fucker. Be careful Eric.

More like an anal evacuation warden

Better not piss him off. There's two in the cooler already.

He's not in a good mood.

Oh no

Fucking cunt

Didn't they have a photo of that footballer giving the 'v' sign and the words "man don't give a fuck" on one of their record sleeves?

No, they're given jobs on the London Underground.

He made it in 6 days because he cut corners. He used inferior plaster on the tectonic plates so we get earthquakes and he didn't cap the volcanos, so they spring leaks. Very fucking shoddy work. Obviously not Polish.

Mohamed wore better tracksuits then ole Jimmy