camberwell gypsy

I prefer Bacardi flavoured coke

Don't they have the annual stampede there? Bit like Pamplona but without the bulls and tomatoes.

That's Saudi Arabia. Turkey they'll just nick all the money you've got and then kick the shit out of you.

Yes; fuck off

The kid in the front row extreme left don't look happy.

Reported: not enough ethnic minority and traveller children.

Ah the cultural Revolution; where your kids would denounce you and you had the shit kicked out of you by smiling Red Guards at the re-education camp. Happy days

Kids eh! what are they like?

Dump you in a fucking wheelie bin.

And now she's the fucking Shadow home secretary.

Magnifico

Isn't that what they use for 'wotsits'?

Or women who chew their own hair

Didn't like his nephew Fred.

It pissed me off to read he died peacefully in his sleep. I would have wanted him to die noisely going "KERPOW!!!!" "PLAAAK!!!!" "BOCKO!!!!!" "WAAAAACK".

Upmypussy

In the old days, people in the medical profession could tell patients exactly what they wanted, because it was the truth "you're too fat; lose weight. Stop whining you don't have TB you just have a cold, fuck off". Patients listened and obeyed. Now the fuckers argue because they've read it on Google and we must be mistaken. Don't call them fat because it could hurt their feelings. The majority of those who make appointments and clog up the primary care system, don't need to be seen. That fucks me off about my job.

That reminds me; I have to sky+ the Mariah Carey concert on Sky Arts tonight

No you haven't. You're a mod.

Berk

Is she trying to do the Max Wall walk?

Now then, now then.

Is he wearing a Russian on his uncle?

I voted Workers Revelutionary Party. It'll be pleasing to see that I'm one of 8 who did. Makes me feel a little bit special. I'll get me black beret.

The flaps were wearing a bit thin and it wouldn't take the shaft straight.* *Carry on Camping- Sid James and Bernard Breslaw in camping shop- deleted scene.