camberwell gypsy

Do they still make the choccy bar called picnic?

By all accounts Steve McQueen might have kept his cock up there as well.

He was a bullshitting cunt.

Papillon was not Alcatraz

In the book Papillon, the convicts kept money in 'chargers' shoved up their arse.

Labour are a fucking nightmare for canvassing round here. 7 times and 2 phone calls on election day last time, despite the fact that I put a sign on my door telling them I had children asleep and not to knock. I would keep my broomstick by the door but I need it to get to work.

Has anybody on here slept in one of those sandy things?

The high winds we had the other month blew one of my garden chairs over. I'm still waiting for a cash handout for a replacement. I mean how the fuck can I sit on it if it's on its side.

I'm saving up to buy Mongolia. Bloke called Ulan Bator (funny way to spell Alan) is selling it. I've got £335 so far. So halfway there.

No.

EDL Dry Cleaning get my sheets white all the time. Especially the black sheets

Victorian stone fireplace: talk to me!

Are you going out in a baize of glory?

I got in drunk once and switched on the TV to see this scruffy bastard running around on the snooker table trying to get a load of cue balls into one pocket with some fellow whistling and shouting. It was only when I squinted at the TV that I realised I was in fact watching 'One man and his dog'. Ithangyou

Looks nice. It's Mosul for my summer hols then. I'm gonna see if I can get a booking at this hotel on 'Secret escapes'.

Bollocks. He wouldn't be crucified. He'd be crucibled. I thangyou

Oh great. Now I'll have all the parties knocking at my door from now till June. Monster raving loony's the worse. He pisses in my potted connifers. I told him "you shouldn't do that"

Cock up van

It's when one of them is wearing a better dress than me that pisses me off

Aw! Thanks you clever thing you. tee hee!

For fuck sake I can't post a link

Trying to post a link but not letting me.

Unfortunately I've heard of him

That was me. I felt tired so I needed somewhere deserted to have a nap.

Does Roops know you've published a picture of her on here?