camberwell gypsy

When I used to bus it to work, the bus always seemed to stink of burgers. Add to this the cunts who pitched up to A&E and start scoffing a takeaway, stinking the place out.

Sounds like Jimmy Savile

he has no nose

Or sneak into their garden, cover their whole lawn with petrol and wait for the screams as they try to put the kids out by rolling them around on a petrol soaked lawn

Get rid of the shit heap at the top and it will look nice.

Welcome to the pleasure Dome

I fucking hate musicals.

They're faggots aren't they? The meatballs I mean......Not the waiters. Well they may be. I don't know. I'll get me nyckelharpa

The cats saying "Kill me. Kill meeeeeee"!

Hair like that, would frighten the fish. Mind you, he still has a better hairstyle than Phil Collins

Never heard of him

Beastlyness

I'm coming fast up your rear Eddie.

Bet they had shitty caravans

You're a cunt. Lol

I had an aunt who lived in Didcot (may God have mercy on her soul ). She took me to see 'The Amazing Mr Blunden' at the local flea pit, believe me it was a fucking dump. Your shoes actually stuck to the floor. It was packed with kids of my age (eight). The film broke down halfway through. The manager came out on to the stage and explained to all the kiddies what happened. All hell broke loose. The poor bastard crashed to the floor under a hail of glass Pepsi bottles, kiora cartons, half eaten choc ices and anything else that came to hand. The last thing I saw before my aunt dragged me out, was the cardboard cutouts of Diana Dors and the bloke who played the title role, being smashed against the screen. I should imagine that those little angels and their offspring are the ones that are making Didcot the classy showpiece town what it is today. Reinhard Heydrich was a violin playing cunt

I thought that was O O'Gauge!

Never got that med school.

Terpsichorea? Please don't use big words I don't know. It gives me a headache guy, it gives me a headache.

I should imagine you could have nasty accidents on them there mountains. Easy to fall off. If you get my drift Donner

Me neither.

NURSE NURSE she's out of bed again!!!

Some things will never change

No Pen. It's 'Never heard of her'. Members love it and find it very funny.

Is Bruce Hornsby still their lead singer?