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camberwell gypsy

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  1. What sleeve do you have on your Lieutenant Pigeon's greatest hits cd?
  2. Teeth are my own. The dump will cost you the usual.
  3. 'Where is the love' weren't bad. The rest of their stuff was shite though.
  4. Sounds like you needed to get fucked Olly
  5. Thomas Crapper didn't invent the flushing toilet. It's a load of Ballcocks! See what I did there?
  6. She'll never get a tune from that harmonica. It has no holes.
  7. Fucking hell Gary Busey's let himself go.
  8. Gavin and Jon? Are they members of Punker's golf club?
  9. Snatch love, sort me aaht (sniff ) go on (sniff) sort me aaht will yah? I'll pay as soon as me giro clears. Go on I always pay yah!
  10. Freud? Didn't he have a dog called 'Henry'?
  11. Doe a deer a female deer ray a ray of golden sun I'll get me tyrolean dress
  12. Maybe the bloke in Apes "people who don't swing their arms........" is one of them
  13. That's the old label. Deemed racist because it has the Indian as the servant, it was changed to show the seikh and officer sitting next to each other as equals. Manky was fucking furious.
  14. You still have to locate the button. And don't call me a cunt. Cunt.
  15. I sussed the punchline out as soon as you mentioned 'barrister'. But good effort.
  16. When nicking lead from church roofs, don't wear a dress or sandals. This will save you from slipping off and spending 6 weeks on remand in a police cell.
  17. Tune in tomorrow at the same time when Lady P will tell you that drawing the curtain during the day will shut out the light.
  18. I know. But roe v wade is US. What it has to do with English law I know not.
  19. Squirrel shit. That has a hazelnut in every bite
  20. Have you been in the CC cell block?
  21. Already been done. But worth a visit again
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