Decimus

I agree, there's enough shit floating in the political cess pool to feed a thousand Quincy's, and any reduction is good. However, most people who refute the fact that they voted for Brexit based on immigration, then roll out the stock reason that they did it as they did not like unelected officials in Brussels dictating to the UK. That's fine, but most unlike yourself, don't see the irony of what they are saying. The majority of them, and take Manky for example, happily endorse the mediaeval notion of an unelected monarch as head of state, and the House of Lords barely gets a mention despite the fact that it is an anachronistic, despotic obstruction to the democratically elected House of Commons. Nevermind fucking Brexit, it's a republic and the abolition of the peerage that this country needs.

Bill's one of mine. Like a dog I love tonguing my own arsehole.

Top nom, it's a travesty that it's only had two replies in 8 hours. Try injecting some casual racism or something about the British rail network into your next project. Four pages within five minutes, guaranteed.

I'd much rather live next door to some shrimp-burning, lebbo hating, convict Australian cunt than next to a gooch licking, filthy northern fucking poof like you.

Let's be clear here, the only food that Monu knows of and indulges in are faggots. Big, meaty, gravy drenched faggots. Lol.

The worst national anthem in history. Even the French, with their penchant for cowardly faggotry, have managed to compose a more stirring ditty.

Certainly not. Even if I could get over the visual stimulation of their hypnotic jiggling, I'd still be gagging over the certainty that they all smell of wet Billy Bear ham and festering tampons that have been pulled out of toxic shock syndrome afflicted gashes.

Keep your beak out of this, you dirty fucking toad, it's none of your concern. I know, but I assume he's still having issues, which is a shame because without him, Bill and Quincy my like to post ratio is going to fucking shit.

I saw it for the first time last night and couldn't believe my fucking eyes. They resembled a herd of depraved ungulates indulging in some sort of sex party at a Kalahari watering hole. Fucking disgraceful cunts.

He can log in and look at posts but he can't comment, hence his recent silence. But he's watching, and he doesn't like what he can fucking see.

Oggy?

I can imagine you now, Monu. Strutting around your local Netto in a vest with a Bulldog motif printed on the front. Within minutes you come across a jar of Dolmio with a smiling, moustachioed dago on the front. Before your missus can shout "Enoch", you're off, frothing at the gash and incoherently screaming "BREXIT MEANS BREXIT", as you stomp your feet like a hysterical faggot whilst endlessly searching the fruit and veg aisle for the straight banana that will finally vindicate your spasticated actions. You make me fucking sick.

Oi, Monu, what you reckon to this: When England played Holland last Friday, seven of our first team 11 were black. Similarly, when the under 21's played Romania the next night, nine of our starting line up were dusky. Lol Fuck off.

Plus, those tits have been absolutely fucking destroyed by cancer since that picture was taken. Bearing that in mind, I'm not in the least bit interested. A woman without tits is no woman at all.

Luke? I'm lonely.

Stubby was a contender, he could have been somebody. Sadly he took offence to a Down syndrome quip that I made and has never subsequently apologised for his disgustingly petulant behaviour. I seem to remember that you were also offered a seat at the top table, but chose to remain a lone operator. The only other person with the balls to turn down greatness was Eddie, so you have been extended a degree of respect and diplomatic immunity. Are you sure that I can't tempt you again though? I'm building it back up from the bottom, and it will be just you and I to start with, but I've got my eye on Snowy and I'm thinking of going to Ratty to get Eric on a Bosman.

Cunt

In hindsight, my first ever nom as 'Quincy' was a bit of a give away, wasn't it?

I think that you'll find that the original clique was pretty radically liberal for its time. We had a Welsh man, a drug addict squatting in a bedsit, and a shit eating jock/paddy hybrid with an absolutely fucking awful taste in ties. He was an estate agent to boot. If that wasn't inclusive then I don't know what the fuck is.

Can I be the leader?

What I usually do is revert to recycled stock quotes, like the above. Can I also suggest you make use of "Kill yourself", " Idiot" and "Fuck off". If Stubby rears his fat fucking head, I'm confident you'll know what to do.

I haven't got any issues with the supposed antisemitism within the Labour party, if said antisemitism is actually just some members daring to hold a negative opinion regarding the barbaric, human rights abusing, ethnic cleansing Israeli state. If hating Israel makes you an antisemite then someone send me some jack boots.

You do something then, you useless fucking crapaud. I've been carrying the burden alone for weeks and I'm fucking done.

BUBBA...BBY... DO SOMETHING.

Capiche, @Punkape? You nosey fucking cunt.