Decimus

She does a good job keeping the reprobates and ne'er do wells of The Corner in check. She also takes an unacceptable amount of misogynistic abuse without resorting to knee-jerk banning as a response. In this case though I think that she should jerk her knee right into your withered old bollocks and fuck you off to the cooler for 48 hours to bunk up with Spunkrape.

Snatch?

Bill and I have always had our differences. I hate the poor, women and Jews. Bill lives in an HMO, has never been married and his recent revelation of visiting Israel has identified him as a filthy Zionist dog. Bearing all that in mind, we were never going to agree on the big three issues. However, along with sharing a liberal attitude towards class A drugs, we are also in complete agreement that you are a stupid fucking old cunt who should do the world a favour by dying post haste. Vivre, fuck off, lol etc.

I'd like to think that they were all granted OBE's.

I'd like to save Bawsey the trouble of logging in by pointing out that all three of you are wrong. It's 'Orangutan', you trio of fucking stupid cunts.

The very first nomination on the new CC site. No Decimus, no Bill, no Bubbles, no Quincy, no Eddie, no Manky, no Drew, no Withers and no fucking humour. What an absolute load of fucking shit. Pen, shove your glory days up your fucking arse.

What is it you actually do? I had you pegged as a social worker, but your frankly quite hurtful comments regarding LG leads me away from my original conclusion.

Stop following me around and quoting me, you foul maggot. You'll be summoned when your presence is required, until then hold your fucking tongue.

I've got something big planned for the weekend. Stay tuned.

The weekly leaderboard that I draw up for my own amusement using 'like' stats would suggest otherwise. I'm at the top of my fucking game, never fucking forget it.

Where the fuck have you been? I've been pulling noms out of my arsehole and firing off posts all week whilst you, Bill and Bubba have left me holding my cock on my own. The only one who has popped in is Quincy, and he's fucking rubbish. Attend me, cunt.

Fuck of Gilles de Rais

I'm sorry, Spotto, but the Doblo looks like it was designed to cater for the needs of a seriously obese cerebral palsy sufferer.

Bournemouth Borough Council has received criticism recently for installing metal bars to subsect their park benches. The intention is to stop homeless people bedding down for the night and sleeping on them. As usual, a small section of society has decried the decision as being heartless and inhumane. It comes as no surprise that the majority of those opposing it are idealistic wankers with the benefit of a trust fund who can afford to hypocritically comment on urban issues whilst indulging a privileged lifestyle in a Home Counties hamlet. I can say with 100% confidence that Cressida and Henry of Chipping Norton would release the fucking hounds in an instant if their local WI HQ was suddenly inundated with homeless scum dossing outside and scrounging for quids and roll ups. When the reprobates are miles away and inflicting their degenerate fucking scrounging on normal citizens though, they become the latest cause célebrè in the bleeding heart movement sweeping the country which seeks to make martyrs of utter fucking filth like the homeless and benefit claiming single mothers. Norwich has got the right idea, and persistent beggars and vagrants have been hit with ASBO's to ban them from certain public places where they attempt to peddle their feckless begging acts. If it was up to me, I'd remove any cunt found sleeping in a doorway and feed them to the fucking pigs. Absolute scum.

Jiggers, I offer up for your perusal: CIVICA. Capita by comparison are altruistic, dynamic and innovative.

I think you'll find that a bail-out will be inevitable. As far as local authorities are concerned, they have a near on 40% share of providing revenue and benefit databases nationally. There's no way in hell that the government will let them fall when the implications will be so far reaching. That's not to say I don't agree with you. I'd like to see them wiped off of the fucking corporate map and their presence completely expunged from the public sector. Fucking shysters, charlatans and all-round incompetent cunts.

Not until Lewis Hamilton retires.

Agreed. I was always dubious about the mechanics of Neil's operation. He's either not a prolific and dangerous sexual predator, or he's lying about the Bedford Rascal.

The type of feminists who usually campaign for shit like this are scruffy fucking dogs in the mould of Mary Beard. Sitting in their ivory towers absolutely fucking stinking of fish, they don't give a shit that their incessant whingeing puts women out of work. As long as they can enforce their own political agenda on an already henpecked general public, they're not in the least bit bothered that they're denying other women an income. So much for the solidarity of the sisterhood. Cunts.

Soppy cunt.

Eric is a clique sleeper agent, working from the inside to bring down the system. He has his orders regarding Albert and he obeys them without question, that's all you need to know. Now keep your nosy fucking beak out of it.

Feltz, Forsythe, Evans, Savile, Moyles, Clarkson, Toksvig, Yentob. Never since the days of the SS has a single organisation produced such a multitude of absolute fucking wankers.

I'm done. Remember me with kindness.

When it comes to principles and loyalty to a cause, I'm afraid to say that I adopt the French stance. The abject cowardice and duplicity of your fickle race has always been something that I admire.

I'm a pragmatist at heart. If I have to sacrifice my soul and life long held political views to get a few more 'likes' on here, then so be it.