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Shut up, P, you plagiarising little faggot. I've already done this.

Who?

Forgive me, but I'm pretty sure that Proper hasn't placed an advert in "Boring Fucking Cunts" monthly, requesting a poor man's Chuckle Brothers tribute act to irreparably ruin his site. Bearing that in mind, I suggest that the pair of you indulge your strange railway fetish by emulating Mark Speight. Fucking idiots.

I've been considering nominating this cunt for a good two years. I don't want to rush anything though, any thread dedicated to her should be an exercise in cunting of the highest order. I want her to be absolutely fucking pulled apart and annihilated like no other cunt on here has been before. Despite all this, I'd still love to pebbledash her tits with shit and spunk.

The formatting of your post is an absolute fucking disgrace.

Just disappointed. I wouldn't go as far to say that you've lost it, because you've never had it. But you at least used to raise the odd smile in every 90 posts or so. You're fucking awful now though. I can't remember the last time that you made me laugh. Sorry.

Whenever I see that you have commented on a thread, I know with certainty that it will be in reply to Punkape. I also know without a doubt that the post will be in the style of Punk-lite, will name drop either Bubbles or myself and of course be absolutely fucking shite. You boring predictable cunt.

A nice sentiment, Rev, but sadly I don't think the tusker would lie back and think of England. Before you even got a semi she'd have ripped the freezer bag off, along with your head and arms, in a fit of berserker rage to get to the aforementioned snacks. Vile fat slag.

I'd wager Bawsey will be the only other cunt than us to appreciate this.

Fuck off.

If by "giving her an answer she understands", you mean smashing her back doors in, I'd definitely suggest using your middle finger as your weapon of choice. It's certainly got more girth than your dick. Lol Fuck off.

You'd be right, I'm actually a rep. Down with the blackleg.

Stubby, you've made a number of decent posts recently, and I've rewarded you accordingly. However, I really can't condone you dishing out spelling tips when said advice reads like it has been produced by an excitable Barbary ape.

For those in the know, I'd wager he's got a yellow tie on underneath his polo neck.

I'd count being deaf at one of their concerts as a fucking blessing. I'd also rather be blind than have to watch the chunky Marty Feldman one gyrating and chafing like a fat dog at a wedding.

It's more likely that he's under this:

It comes as no suprise that you didn't, you look like a shaved Jeremy Beadle. Anyway, what's your beef with Bubbles, you slandering cur?

Good work, WVM, I despise this faux-French cunt. Now finish him off before his cancer does.

She's got a jaw like an isosceles triangle, a Pythagorean marvel.

Rattled.

In your opinion, MikeD, Stubby, Dr Cunt, Ducunti, and Ding aside, is Gyppo the worst poster this site has ever seen?

Now listen here, you French cunt. It's Drewsday, and banal, pointlessly shit comments are entirely the responsibility of Drew tonight. If you haven't got anything else to offer, I suggest you fuck off for the rest of the evening until normal proceedings commence on Wednesday. Whilst you're at it, seriously consider your material, it's frightfully dull.

Certainly a lot more angry pensioners down here than in your tin-pot, shit hole of a country. We have a life expectancy of over 81 in Norfolk, compared to the 76 years of utter fucking misery your lot have to endure in your frozen dump. I'd say they're more pissed off at having to subsidise the £15bn deficit that Scotland runs at the expense of English taxpayers. And that's without having to fund the free prescriptions and feckless lifestyles of the 750,000 jocks who have already crossed the border to escape the stagnant drudgery of the socialist Edinburghgrad regime.

It cost £250.00 a head, for 60 separate representatives. In the likely scenario that you are too thick to add this up, and the certainty that you're absolutely smashed on a Monday evening and unable to navigate the calculator on your massive-buttoned Sagem phone, that's 15k of tax payers money. All in all a productive day out, and completely unnecessary as this could have been delivered through the medium of a twenty minute power point webinar. Still, you're paying for it, or at least you would be if you weren't a life long claimant of JSA and PIP. Lol Fuck off.

Reported. Not for insinuating that he has indulged in incestuous sexual abuse, but for having the sheer fucking audacity of confusing him with me.