You know the type. Some virgin, joyless white coat wearing cunt says one week that chocolate is bad for you. The next week, a slightly obese colleague cops the nark and to make themselves feel better, releases findings of a study which claim to have found that actually, its quite good for you. The amount of food and drink that is denigrated one minute as being the spawn of a diabetic, morbidly overweight, thigh chafing demon, and then praised as being the key to a longer life the next is astonishing. This one really takes the biscuit though. Apparently a new study suggests food should not be fried in olive oil, as this releases dangerous chemicals. I fucking despair, how many years have we had the cunting Mediterranean diet rammed down our pie and mash eating throats? And now this. All because some knob at N.I.C.E has bought shares in a rapeseed field. Cunts.