Decimus
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If this was anyone else, I could quite easily believe that the post was made in jest with an attempt at satire. As it's you though, I can imagine you're genuinely enraged. With your fourth can of diamond white shoved down your fat fucking gullet, I can picture you sat there absolutely seething. Pointing your nicotine stained index finger in the general direction of Brussels, screaming that they can shove their straight bananas up their now perma-tanned arses. You utter fucking cretin.
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It wouldn't be the first girl in India to have a horde of stinking brown blokes fighting to cling on to her. A theme that I'm sure would have been covered extensively in Quincy's abortive "Rape!" nomination.
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Fucking rubbish.
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I wouldn't dream of making a nom unless it gave me at the very least three "likes". That's why I'm the most popular contributor of all time on here and you're pathetic pond life. Either up your game or delete your profile. The Corner needs characters, not shitty Deebom style also rans.
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@Lord McCunty, you have disparaged nearly every single post that has quite rightly called you out for being the shittest, most banal nominator in history. Instead of wasting your time perusing the quite brilliant responses to your dog shit nom, why don't you take the hint and either fuck off and never post again, or up your game? You truly are the most pathetic excuse of a contributor that has ever been inflicted upon this site.
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Have you time traveled here from 2003? Because this cunt hasn't been relevant or "appearing on everything" since then. What's up next,a diatribe against Andi Peters and Emma Forbes? Fuck I hate you.
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I'm afraid I've been far too busy having a life this weekend to notice whether anyone has been pissed or humourless enough to 'like' your absolutely abysmal content. Try logging off, cutting your hair, and getting a sense of humour, it'll do your statistics the world of good. Idiot.
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An embarrassingly poor attempt to garner attention and likes. Wind your neck in, you softcore little cunt. Political appropriation of a rightwing agenda whilst you're busy shoving lacewings up your arse isn't impressing anyone.
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You've done well for yourself. Disregarding your awful taste in Jesus Creepers, though, you haven't really made it in life until you've simultaneously been top of the weekly, monthly, yearly and all time leaderboard. Until then, shut your fucking mouth and don't come back to me until you've earnt your place at the top table.
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What the fuck have they done to you? Stetson wearing, faggot cunt.
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Worst prime minister in my lifetime. You can tell how ineffectual she is by the fact that the twittersphere, the mainstream media, Loose Women and Buzzfeed haven't been banging on and fucking on for the past two years about how we've got a female PM. Even the most rabid of feminist cod munching dykes don't want to bang her drum.
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No, but he's certainly illustrated a few:
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He's been in once, for casting aspersions on the virtue of old mother Punkape. And thank fuck, the cooler library was catalogued in order of spunk stains per tome, but now we've got a fully functioning Dewey Decimal System.
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If we're doing a lost and found thread, I'd like to put out my own appeal. Lost: Disreputable solvent abusing estate agent. Aged anywhere between 45 and 72, grossly overweight, hair gone but has the look of a former ginger. Undoubtedly wearing a shit George Asda suit and a garish tie. Likes Sci-Fi and shitting in mouths. If found, please glass in throat.
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Indeed. The fecal stuff has worn about as thin the sparse hair on Frank's liver spotted dome. Bill used to regularly get on the beak back in 2015 when he was at his peak, so I was hoping that he'd had a bank holiday nose bag. His silence speaks volumes.
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Bill, give us a nom, the corner needs it.
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Sufuckingperb. I don't think we'll be seeing him again.
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So this tiny corner of the internet is now home to yet another captain of industry. In residence we have got a multi-million pound property developer, a doctor, an ex-director of engineering at VW and a writer of scientific papers. If only it wasnt all complete bullshit, we could enter a team on Eggheads.
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As someone who considers all the above to be boring as fuck, let me be the first one to tell you that there is no difference between your rambling shite and the famous post from Scabies giving his verdict on the Rav4. Both examples are a load of fucking rubbish that makes absolutely no sense to anyone other than the OPs. Bearing all that in mind, shut the fuck up.
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Middlesbrough is the Venice of the north, as in it stinks of shit. Anyway, I don't like seeing northern-on-northern abuse, your kind should stick together.
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Drunken, fat queer cunt.
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Do you want to suck my dick, Monumental cunt?
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I have to agree. Su Pollard glasses as a centre piece, a fibre glass faux fire place, and a low backed sofa from DFS in unoriginal and highly common grey. All the interior designing nous of a fucking maggot.
