Decimus

I'm not sure I like your tone.

Thank fucking God someone has finally mentioned the EU after four pages of relevant and interesting debate. I for one totally agree that the subject should be shoehorned into every single thread, regardless of relavancy, as I haven't heard nearly enough about it in recent Corner history. You boring fucking wanker.

Part of my work includes housing and the majority of people in social housing these days have accrued substantial arrears on their rent and have no capital to buy even if this was offered to them. If they can't or won't pay subsidised cheap rent the last thing this country needs is to give them mortgages that they will undoubtedly default on. The simple answer would be for the government to encourage and provide the resources for local authorities to build more council houses. Unfortunately there isn't the political will, and even if there was, there is no money to fund this. I don't know how the housing issue can be solved, state intervention has pros and cons and the current situation obviously isn't working either.

Your Victorian notions of the deserving and undeserving poor aside, do you then think that it's right that after a lifetime of sitting on their arse, an old cunt is then rewarded at 65 with treble the amount of government handouts? Because the one's getting it are invariably the people who automatically migrate from JSA to Pension Credit after years of doing absolutely jack fucking shit, you stupid fucking cunt. I'm glad you're not in charge of the economy, it's fucked enough as it is from subsidising your arthritic friends. Let you loose with the budget and it'd be free bungalows and a grand a week for any cunt with incontinence and a Jack Russell.

Rangers? Weren't they the biggest team in Scotland at one point? I don't think much of that new club, Sevco FC. For pure balance, I fucking hate Celtic as well. I'm a Hearts man all the way.

What about deporting all the blacks? Or appointing Monumental Cunt as chancellor of the exchequer?

I agree that younger people need to be helped in some way or form, but to give them £10,000 each is a ridiculous notion. All that will happen is that the average price of a house will shoot up by ten k as there is absolutely no way a government in this country would ever be willing to heavily regulate the property market in such a way that the resultant flood of this proposed capital would have no effect on house prices.

Old cunts have been riding the gravy train for far too long and need to make a greater contribution to the next generation. They've had the advantages of final salary pensions and low property prices, plus a myriad of other fortuitous financial circumstances, which has left them sitting pretty. Why should they all get free bus passes and TV licences without any sort of means testing? Give free bus passes to young people on low wages to make work a more attractive prospect. And as for scrounging, even when it comes to welfare young people are unfairly discriminated against. If you are aged between 16 and 24 and are single, government means tested benefits state that you need £57.90 per week to live on. If you are over 65 and single, this rockets to £176.40. So even feckless old cunts who haven't saved for their retirement or had the gilt-edged fiscal luck of their generation still cream it in. Why the fuck does some piss soaked, dementia riddled old cunt who never leaves their house, need or deserve more than three times the amount of income to live than a young active person? They don't, they get it and every fucking thing else they want because they vote. It's about time someone had the bollocks to speak out against the blue rinse voting bloc, and I for one hope that they get absolutely fucking stung.

Well, you did go to a catholic school.

One of life's biggest ironies is that the largest proportion of Jews gassed during the holocaust were Ashkenazis. lol

Everyone involved in, appearing in, and watching this shit should be flogged and hanged by the neck until dead. Fucking perverted freaks.

If we're playing that Godawful fucking game, it should surely be Fliddy Spacker. Lol

Here he is, the Wolf of Wall Street! I take it that Mein Kampf wasn't available in The Cooler's library and that you have had to make do with Maynard Keynes for the past 28 days? I don't come here for financial advice, especially from a pig shit fucking wanker with more fleas than brain cells. Fuck off, you dirty northern tramp.

It's absolutely shit. Constant badgering to "stop being miserable and come and sit outside", as if the garden doesn't exist any other day of the fucking year. Like Christmas, you're expected to automatically enjoy a bank holiday purely because you're not at work slowly dying like every other day of the year. Shove your frivolity up your fucking arse.

A fucking travesty and a miscarriage of justice. Do you know what it's all about? Everything? Punk fucking rockers.

I've noticed the complete opposite. As soon as the thermometer creeps over 10 degrees, thousands of obese slags burst out of their winter chrysalis of Diadora tracksuits and emerge blinking into the sun. The town centres of most British settlements are then inundated with hordes of fat fucking beasts, their chafing, obese thighs clad in spandex and producing enough static electricity to power the national grid. I've seen more camel toe today than what's on display at an Arabian derby. Fucking disgraceful.

You dirty northern bastard.

Derbyshire, Cheshire, Staffordshire, Lancashire, and all the other absolute fucking northern shit holes that you continually insist on referencing, hold absolutely no interest or points of reference for the vast majority of civilised posters on this board. Now that Ding and Gobbler are hopefully dead, there is absolutely no need for the north to ever be mentioned ever again. Bearing that in mind, I suggest that you permanently shut your fucking mouth.

Here's an interesting titbit of information. For a good ten years, whenever anyone referenced Paul Robeson, I immediately visualised Don Warrington. I didn't realise my mistake until after I googled Robeson following the season premier of Death In Paradise. What do you think about that?

She looks like she has been pebble-dashed by Quincy after a night of debauchery in his Edinburgh shop doorway.

Along similar lines, in the highly unlikely scenario that you ever procreate with a woman and produce female spawn, what would you do if she one day brought home a Shine? I imagine that you'd be up his arse as soon as his afro crossed the threshold of your crazy golf hut.

I wonder what Mrs. Roops would do if her daughter brought home a Sambo? Probably fuck it and take some "tasteful" pictures. Lollolololol

Stubby, I'm not sure that you can criticise this fat cunt for racism when your own chubby, downsy fucking fingers then proceeded to type about "swarthy, throat-slitting Albanians and Turks" and "curry munchers". You are without doubt the most stupid fucking cunt in all of Christendom.