Decimus

Ermmm....Aitch?

Indeed, @ClitWestwood formerly known as erroreptyle being one of them. When his mum allows him some more screen time, I'm sure he'll be along to scream at you that Britain is a superpower who single-handedly defends Japanese waters from the Chinese with nothing more than an old mine sweeper (yes, he actually claimed this).

He chained some queer to a radiator against his will after paying him to double-fist his starfish. If you want to be pedantic, it technically wasn't a sexual offence that he was subsequently convicted of. But fuck me, Aitch, after learning that would you suck his cock on the understanding that you'd make it out alive again?

Your honesty is actually rather refreshing, Baz. You may have blown more whistles in your time than David Elleray, and it's quite clear you are about as trustworthy as the average sewer rat. But at least you're not claiming to be The Corner's ninth consecutive millionaire.

He hasn't got the minerals. I imagine that the little neighbourhood watch cunt is firmly ensconced behind his twitching net curtains at 11pm sharp every Saturday, muttering that he's "going to do something" if all the hullabaloo doesn't die down. Mrs Baz in the background rolling her eyes has heard it all before, and is ready for the inevitable "Hold me back luv, hold me back, I'm not having it!". The snitching, Scrappy-Doo weasel wanker.

I'm not sure that Withers is going to appreciate having another snitch on the site, Raas. If this Basil character ends up changing his username to Reynard la Volpe, we could very well be about to see our original French stool pigeon go absolutely fucking berserk.

Have you ever considered moving your cardboard box from the boozer's adjacent Clinton Cards doorway and shifting it a few hundred metres further down the high street? Problem solved, no need to thank me.

I find this incredibly hard to believe.

Fucking Hell. A pensioners fish and chip special, added old bastard points granted for the early hour at which it was subsequently gummed down. And then to add to the geriatric mystique, Phyllis from Corrie is across the way muttering ''Stop the boats''. You decrepit Mavis cunt.

Not whilst Lenny fucking Henry continues to breathe he doesn't.

Isn't saying 'from the river to the sea' apparently a hate crime? As usual it seems the Kikes get a pass because allegedly six million of them got wiped out 80 odd years ago. Just how long are they going to dine out on that? They're like fucking wives who bring up their husbands infractions from decades ago in an argument.

What the Hell do you think you were playing at sniffing around the heath? Answer the fucking question.

Blacks.

I understand where you're coming from, I find her thick as fucking pig shit act quite endearing. She comes across like that slag everyone went to school with, you know the type. Massive rack but a rough boat race, which you don't necessarily mind because she dishes out hand jobs with the blasé attitude, frequency and experience of a Victorian, tuppeny fucking whore. Saying that, what do I know? I'm on record as stating I'd fuck Liz Truss.

TLDR.

I can tell you this for free, I've really enjoyed my time more on here recently since I blocked them. Having to read through page after page of their monotonous, repetitive, obsessive drivel was ruining the experience for me. You know me, Raas, I love a feud and acrimony. But when your opponents aren't worthy what's the point in carrying it on when you trounce them time after time? I know I've said it before, but try out doing the same. I guarantee you that within a couple of days of not logging on to see hundreds of dog shit (lol) comments clogging up your notifications, you'll start to enjoy yourself more. Reading through some funny abuse is one thing, but having your time wasted with bollocks like "poodle dictionary boy" and "dickless is going to be eaten by sharks" is another. If I wanted to verbally beat up the mentally retarded without them ever realistically challenging me, I'd go and scream obscenities at the employees of the local Remploy factory.

Fucking Hell, Aitch, I've suspected it for a while but this has confirmed it. You're Nadine Dorries, aren't you?

The photos of his hideously bloated trotters that he's posted over the years are proof enough that not all his sort wear comfortable shoes. @Frank- Proudly breaking down stereotypes of gay men since 2011.

I know it's been said before, but that dog is bent as fuck.

I dunno about all that, Pazerchimp, you subhuman homunculus. Surely any country worth its salt is only concerned about having sovereignty over its own borders, which we have and your lot doesn't. Unless you're stating that the Irish model is preferable, as in being a tiny cog in a vast European wheel where decisions are made about your borders and policies from Brussels and Berlin. At least when we were in the EU we had a voice, as a fourth rate nation you're told what to do and you do as you're told. Pretty much the same as how it was during 800 years of English rule. Little subservient, monkey looking cunt lolololol.

As a man who spends what seems like half of his time in France, I'm surprised to see that you've got such a problem with the absolute fucking pig's disgusting habits.

What the fuck is wrong with you lot? Two pages in and not a single mention of a Golliwog. Anyway, in the spirit of charming and harmless racial stereotypes, I thought I would share an image from my scrapbook via imgflp as Proper's dog shit site won't let me upload anything bigger than 0.00000098kb. I'd like to state first of all that I'm only very loosely associated with one of these people and that I don't make a habit of hanging around with fully grown men who like to play dress up. My thinking is that you could possibly get away with the black face on a technicality as you are dressing up as a black dog, although even then I wouldn't like to test that theory by doing it anywhere outside of Norfolk. But considering the dog's name, you've got to ask yourself what the fucking cunt was thinking:

I couldn't really give a fuck who pushes the button either way, you filthy little ape creature. I just enjoy correcting your shoulder-chip induced errors, consider me your editor if you like.

You can't get more inclusive than that, that's the entire population of America covered.