Earl of Punkape

Well you would be interested in professional football wouldn’t you ? Peasant.

Which estates do you shoot on? Broadwater Farm ? lol.

How about shooting yourself you gormless berk thus saving us from your deranged prattling on here...

I hope you kissed it first....

He’s a fine fellow. Fuck off you thick Irish bog monster.

I’d rather shag a dying goat with dropsy and distemper.

Hopefully you won’t be here next year having been bumped off in some squalid underworld squabble. Fuck off.

You don’t say a great deal which is a blessing. Fuck off.

All your noms are dogshit. Fuck off.

More Police time wasted..

Cretin.

Good morning wanker. I shall be leaving shortly for the golf club. Is your helicopter 🚁 battery powered or does it use a series of elastic bands? lol.

“A failed hairdresser”. I can think of no better an insult other than “failed pubic hair coiffeur’s assistant”.

Yes it has. JRM has done more for working people than you would ever care to acknowledge and leads by example with his staunch Catholic faith. Numbskull retards like you simply carp from the sidelines like some aggrieved baboon who’s had it’s lunch snatched. I expect your civil partner looks like a baboon with cerebral palsy and scurvy. lol.

I suspect you keep a prairie dog in your pantaloons... lol.

The photograph has obviously been doctored which suits your class war chippy narrative.

I suspect you keep a pangolin in your underpants.... lol.

Pierre Cardin has snuffed it and public lavatories in France 🇫🇷 will see a downturn in activity. Meglomaniac Cardin terrorised the fashion industry along with a myriad of other homosexuals from the sixties onwards and their mantle will be handed to a hand picked coterie of similarly inclined knob jockeys 🏇. It is time the fashion industry is returned to people who are normal and design clothing for real people who don’t want their colon’s impaled... Fuck off.

Certainly none of your business then you disgusting pimp...

Charts no doubt fiddled by BBC and left wing europhile scum buckets...

No doubt you are a fan of the child catcher....

Undoubtedly Harlequins...

I know a chap at the rugby club who claimed to have fucked the family Turkey on Christmas Eve after returning from the pub knowing his mother-in-law was dining with them the next day. Based on previous exploits I had no doubt what he said was true...

Indeed. The stuffing will be a combination of forcemeat,apricots,pears and cranberries.In addition there’s an apple sauce and a bread sauce. Yum Yum.

At least you’ll have your sauce bottles... Will you be using cutlery?