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Earl of Punkape

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  1. I hate beetroot but I hate the cunts who eat it even more. Beetroot is slimy and tasteless shit eaten by yokels, faggots and Tv chef nonces.Most cunts who eat it will have AIDS as well. Anthony Worrall-Thompson is a cunt.
  2. What time are you and Frank going to bed ? I'll bet you've got a tub of Vaseline the size of a large biscuit tin you fucking benders. Sod off .
  3. You're a pair of fudge packers ... fuck off you fucking faggots.
  4. Have you been in Tesco all afternoon buying shit to put in the cupboards of your cheap kitchen.... lol.
  5. Sloths go to the ground to urinate and defecate about once a week, digging a hole and covering it afterwards. They go to the same spot each time and are vulnerable to predation while doing so. The reason for this risky behaviour is unknown, although some believe it is to avoid making noise while defecating from up high that would attract predators. Consistent with this, they reportedly relieve themselves from their branches during storms in the rainy season.Another possible explanation is that the middens provide the sloths with one of their few methods of finding one another for breeding purposes, since their sense of smell is far more acute than their eyesight or hearing.Still other recent studies have suggested that it might be relevant for maintaining the ecosystem in the sloths' fur. Idividual sloths tend to spend the bulk of their time feeding on a single "modal" tree; by burying their excreta near the trunk of that tree, they may help nourish it.Recently there has been some speculation that sloths go to the ground to defecate because of their mutually beneficial relationships with moths. While the sloth defecates, female moths that otherwise live on a sloth will get off and immediately lay their eggs directly on the fecal matter, on which the larvae survive until they mature to adulthood and are able to fly onto sloths. Incidentally, it appears that sloths benefit from their relationship with moths because the moths are responsible for fertilizing algae on the sloth, which provides them with nutrients.
  6. United are doing well ... lol.
  7. You're a prime candidate for infection and spreading an epidemic....
  8. Hgenas...... Although Hyenas lack perineal scent glands, they have a large pouch of naked skin located at the anal opening. Large anal glands above the anus open into this pouch. Several sebaceous glands are present between the openings of the anal glands and above them.These glands produce a white, creamy secretion that the hyenas paste onto grass stalks. The odour of this secretion is very strong, smelling of boiling cheap soap or burning, and can be detected by humans several metres downwind. The secretions are primarily used for territorial marking, though both the aardwol and the striped hyena will spray them when attacked.
  9. The feces of otters are typically identified by their distinctive aroma, the smell of which has been described as ranging from freshly mown hay to putrefied fish] these are known as spraints.
  10. I thought you would be doing a dildo review on here for your knob-jockey mates you fat fucking sod.
  11. How long was your ban and what was it for ? On second thoughts....who gives a shit and go and fuck yourself.
  12. Why don't you fuck off to Hull permanently.
  13. Plovers usually lay their eggs after local rains. They lay up to four eggs on the ground in a small depression in open areas so they can see their predators. However, these birds have now come to accept flat roofs as a suitable nesting site, as they are generally safe from humans and predation.
  14. Only cunts have conservatories.. A new nom perhaps.... Cunts with conservatories and AIDS....
  15. Quincy owns you..... Do you do transgender Bar Mitzvahs ? A fee to Quincy of course...
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