White Cunt

OOO yes, please!

It's all about aprons and tea-cosies these days, Alfie.

I am not familiar with cum-soaked biscuits, but as you speak from experience, I will take your word for it.

I hope I haven't offended another person by inserting a white hamster.

Dwarf hammies are cute!

We need one of these for peace and love. Cup of tea, love?

To try again, there has to be a precedent you fucking cretin.

I take responsibility for fucking about with borrowed money and tend to pay my debts. I will leave the easy option to losers like your kind self. Now fuck off.

Although in my youth I pissed away a lot of money on credit cards, which indeed took fucking years to pay back, I had plenty of fun with them and I still have a lot of happy memories of those crazy days. Having a cunt like Martin Lewis ruining my joy of silly spending at the time would have been fucking awful. Now living in a relative financial stability, with zero credit card balances and having a rather boring and predictable existence, I still wouldn't listen to this tight-fisted voucher king, who would drive any small business to bankruptcy, so that he could save himself some money. An utter cunt.

It was custom-built. However, it carries no certificate of health & safety. Mind you, after a few pints who gives a fuck.

Are religious people MORE likely to watch porn? Bible Belt enjoys adult content more than liberal states, claims studyStudy looked at two years of data on pornographic terms from GoogleIt divided religiously conservative and politically conservative statesLatter more likely to look for sex specific terms, such as 'free porn and xxx'Those who are more religious used more generalised sex terms, it foundIn separate study this year, Homegrown Video revealed that about a third of all homemade sex tape submissions were created in the Bible BeltBy Ellie Zolfagharifard for MailOnline Published: 13:02, 21 October 2014 | Updated: 13:17, 21 October 2014 They shame the adult industry, teach sexual abstinence and warn against lustful thoughts. But the Bible Belt may have a hidden kinky side, according to a new study that claims the more Christian you are, the more likely you are to watch porn. Compared to their liberal counterparts, those who are religious use more search terms on Google considered to be pornographic, according to the research. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2801376/are-religious-people-likely-watch-porn-bible-belt-enjoys-adult-content-liberal-states-claims-study.html#ixzz3qouPF2W8 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

And they watch more porn than the average atheist.

As annoying as it truly is, there are other unforeseen obstacles. Such as finding a cunt pontoon or two, correctly seated, sweating the fuck out like sponges and then me finding out I will be seated wedged between them, like in some fucking vice for several hours. I stand there, starring at my ticket and hoping that some cunt has missed his flight and I will be able to relocate ASAP, preferably before I shit myself due to sheer pressure.

As if anybody, unless completely deaf could sleep through your plodding away your mating gig like an old, heaving sea lion on an gritty beach.

It depends. Some like hot irons...

I am taking offence here, like...

She will be the orifice for her local "Shaft and Go" party; full of white cunts.

Cameron did. Between having sex with pigs.

A custom blend.

CC colognes? How about "Fingers for Men", "Eau de Keith" or "Float by Frank"?

I must disagree with your opinion. Some of us require some decent intellectual content within the person dated. Not just good looks (which is subjective too). I can't imagine having sex with an attractive she-cretin, thank you very much.

And that makes her so fucking special - how? Fuck off. Go and clean the toilets for her majesty, cunt. I think this is the most cuntish thing I have read here, ever. Judging a person by their wealth. By your standards all top bankers and royalty must be some respectable, highly productive geniuses. Fuck off.