White Cunt

He should try Luton in the future.

​Have you been to Leeds?

​Most relationships in Cheshire are only between man and his horse.

Watch out cyclists.

​They are also well acquainted with ordering pizzas via a top of the range encrypted sat phone. To be delivered by a helicopter, of course. Fucking shit-scared, wasteful little oinks.

What ship? Milicunt never made it as far as a dinghy , never mind a ship. Mad fucking little cock.

Punk is now totally engrossed in election watching. With one hand he is furiously pleasuring himself, while changing channels and shuffling pages with the other. Tomorrow he will be one tired, depressed and useless wanker again.

​Horses aren't very poachable these days. Unlike caravans and everything else.

​Or clothing.

At my secondary school, the history teacher used to carry a piece of hosepipe to hit us with. He called it Marlene. It didn't help that the cunt was a six foot six ex copper.

​Charming.

What about the cunts who shit & don't flush and walk out with their crapped up hooves? Mega fucking cunts. There should be scanners with alarms installed in every public loo out there.

Meet David Hockey with Ceilidh David Hockey on the road with love doll Ceilidh in 2009 on the Ceilidh Trail, Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada. Photo: Orange News A Canadian man has left his wife at home to travel the world with six sex dolls for company. Dave Hockey, 57, insists his wife "doesn't mind" about his $25,470 bizarre trip of a lifetime, reported The Sun. So far, he has traveled with his fake girlfriends across the UK and North America, taking in Stonehenge, the Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls. The dad-of-two said, "My wife understands it is a hobby. She isn't threatened by the dolls, and she knows I'm not going to run off with a piece of silicone shaped like a woman." He filmed a seven-week road trip across America, from his home in Nova Scotia to San Diego, meeting other doll owners for his own documentary. And during the holiday, Bianca, a $3,200 silicone doll, was taken sky-diving, horseback riding and for on the back of a Harley Davidson. Hockey has even bought glamorous outfits for the dolls, 18 wigs, plus several pairs of stilettos. He added, "I purchased my first dolls in November 2006. They looked cute. I think the dolls are pretty - any man is lying if he says they aren't." His collection includes life-size dolls Jessica, Gabrielle, Jocelyn, Lilly, Ruby, Jenny, and Bianca, and the slightly smaller "Teddy Babes" Carley, Samantha, Diana, Miyuki, Jessica, Janelle and Nita.

​It's the price you pay for living in an attractive place. At least the cunts don't smash it to bits before departure, or vomit, shout and fight like the pissed up locals all places get these days.

Humans share DNA with all species of this planet. Those players have a higher expression of hen and so cluck fucking insanely when they manage to drop one successfully.

​Punk is very virulent. The cunt is in the oozing stage now.

Indeed.

Herpes is back.

That's all right then.

No, I am talking to myself. Who the fuck do you think I am talking to?!

Plot. You have to make some allowances. It's Saturday night!

Dear, dear. You seem to be losing the ploy here. Have you had a heavy session today?

Regina Vagina.

​She has curtains in her face. K Y jelly, love?

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