Stubby Pecker

I expect you've got a breville sandwich toaster for your dog shit sarnies?

Christ on a cunting bike, van rental companies get a grip! If a dusky skinned chap who's not fused about deadlines for return of the vehicle rocks up surely alarm bells must be going off? If they have a huge mono-brow, cruel hooded eyes and possibly hooks for hands, just say no and call the cops.

I've got a kettle and a toaster and mrs pecker a shitty coffee percolator and some blitz juice thing she never fucking uses. I got rid of the slow cooker months ago and she still hasn't noticed

You've actually gotten worse as the nights gone on. I suggest very strong alcohol in lethal quantities with the odd pint of bleach to wash it down.

You need to be schooled in basic manners, but I agree, it's fucking utter shite. Mods, for fucks sake destroy these aga based dog turds and give punkers a clip round the ear followed by a stunning kick in the balls.

Well I've already reported you a couple of times today for your stupid and irresponsible comments so I suppose that evens it up. I know which one of us should be worried though and it's not me.

I see you've found someone else to hold your hand who, like you, thinks they're a lot cleaverer than they are. Bill, although not a raging spas like you, should know better than to align himself with a weedy little runt and he knows it. Just dropping the hilarious "rattled" tag shows your modus operandi is to wind cunts up because you've nothing constructive to add. You're a pathetic weakling who will no doubt resort to insulting peoples families, which you've done numerous times within the last few days, without censor I might add, when you yourself are "rattled" and seathing with rage as the tears flow.

You forgot the shire you selfish cunt!

No, didn't get a word of it

Do you have amnesia spotto? How many identical posts from our punkers have you read? For me they just keep getting better.

Go gobby finish this jumped up little fucker.

You're either utterly thick, on an Eddie level of thickness (pig shit thick as 2 short planks) or a cretinous toadying retard with nothing better to do or say. If you actually read the post no gay accusations were laid at panzys door. I wouldn't want to use them up when I'd rather fire them at you (I've got 1000s left). Panzy has history in smashing in the back doors of many an unfortunate lady over the water. Reading your aga threads I'd say you're on pretty thin ice with your usuall aids, herpes, golfing, oik crap. Fucking man up, grow a pair and fuck off

This topic is now closed, anycunt who chooses to continue it (other than punkers obviously) will forever be forced to be punkers gimp, golf partner and "husband". Either that or at the CC Xmas party they'll be forced to sit next to frank all night and listen to the baldy cunt drone on about his pretend boat.

You're also a personal trainer, midnight runner and arch back door smasher inner, make your fucking mind up!

Why the fuck hasn't this utter shite post been closed along with the one of the same name? Admin we need answers

Ellie McKeating, former Miss Scotland. Safe to say I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste. Bilbo isn't a poof of course, he just makes silly claims that all scotch ladies are ugly and I just wanted to point out that's not correct in a shameless excuse to post a picture of a hotty

Oh dear. Take you're medicine jezza, just like you did abbottosaurus sticking her meaty flaps on your face.

The following image confirms you're a poof

Ape: original cunt and trend setter Buggered arse: green thicko

So do I corbs. Most of us here also picture you to be a similarly wretched creature but from hours spent on protest marches against the latest horror, all the fault of the Tory junta no doubt. That and spending too long on your knees smoking cock.

You're a sage panzy but I fear mrs may ain't for turning. Your Arlene is a rabid dog and a proper wrong 'un to boot but she could stop us lurching towards complete isolation much to the horror of the fuckwits who think we can turn the clock back to the days of empire.

Enough of the warmongering and hatin' panzy. Head your own advice and give uncle ape a break, after all he and the rest of us have been working hard to fund your slovenly life style. Make the most of it thought, when the eu fucks us off for good no more free handouts to the poor man of Europe and you'll be part of Eire quicker than you cunts can say bejaysus

Say hi to rick for me

Stop sitting on the fence you left leaning, vegan social worker cunt

The war mong-gering goes on unabated. He can shove my olive branch up his arse, it'll give the hamster something to eat