Stubby Pecker

Here's the deal punkers: I'll call a cease fire on this angle of attack ONLY if you cut out your repetitive golf, god, cretin, herpees, aids shite? This is a once in a life time offer and in no way precludes me telling you to fuck off in conventional terms, unlike the hand holding arrangement between minge and panzybaby, the poofs.

Yep sure did. Just to piss you off as well. For gods sake don't you do the same, your pea sized brain might rattle around your skull too much and you'll no doubt get teeth marks in the cock your smoking on. Welcome to the corner you massive cunt; drink bleach, kill yourself, woodchipper yourself, contract aids (too late in your case), fly to Syria on a date with punkape etc etc

Best you fuck off then on your "spaz chariot" you rancid piece of congealed spunk sprayed from a farting poofs arsehole.

If the Hun had launched Barbarossa a month earlier and hitler listened to his generals, they could have knocked the soviets out of the war and the world would be very different place indeed. Hows Charlottesville?

I've always liked you punkers and will finally accept your offer of a round of golf but i really must leave before the 19th hole, he lied attempting to save my anal cherries. Can I wear me trackies? Reporting ss Eddie is pointless, however, his faux pas along these lines are many due to the fact he's thick as shit, knows not how to behave as a gentleman should, and is thick as shit, again. lol lol fuck off!

If you honestly think I'm stupid enough (or be the the dog house in the big way) to attempt home made ravioli then you need help in assessing the culinary skills of fellow cunts! Back on topic, what caster semenyas lunch consist of? Two Kiwi fruit and a gone black banana which she stashed in her running briefs!

I bet Stalingrad would be a right bonner killer, mind.

Get with the times Danny boy, my electric bike riding cunts thread is more important to the saving of mankind. These scooter cunts are there to make us laugh and realise even if we're at rock bottom we're not as stupid as they are. Same goes for man buns, rangers fans and the welsh

Real shit? Probably make it taste better. Joking aside this is my wife's idea of fine cooking, I actually cooked beef ravioli in red wine sauce and did the wash up, the silly cunt that I am!

You rotten cunt, I've just vomited thanks to that vision of hell. It took me all of 4 mins to cook that pot noodle as well

I've really got you frothing from the arsehole haven't I you pig shit thick fool. It's too easy. Quick get your mates to help you out, especially runty for a laugh!

Oh well, hard cheese. At least your not bitter about it or that thick you'd make the same mistake hold on...

Good for you runty, you might learn something and better yourself. Good win against a safas ehh, good job AB and Styen weren't around?

I'm shamed SS edd, my lovely family holiday in Dorset with sea side, farm park and ice creams was worthless when I think of your flaccid belly sprawled on the sofa of you luxury Balearic penthouse, after hours party, used condom hanging out of your arse. Bet you've got a better watch than me too.

I see you 3 pussies can only come out of hiding when holding hands. Even that's surprised me without frank to back you and tell you want to say. I'd get on the PM service and tell him to come quick and enter this battle royal-to the death. I'm happy to take all you limp wristed fairies on as sideshow Eddie won't be with us much longer, nor will dessss probably, so it'll just be me and runty locking horns. To make it easier runty, I'll get my kids to tell me what to respond with. I don't fancy your chances.

You odious two faced, slithering little weed. There is no longer any bubba, only runty. Runty

Try this then for old times sake- you're an extremely thick streak of piss who's on a one way trip to the cooler. You must remember the last time I goaded you into showing everyone here, less your homo hand holders fwank, decimusssss and little bubba the runt of the gang, what an utter prick you are thus giving us all a break from you're unoriginal shite and prancing like a tit. Fortunately you've already put your foot in it again (tiny feet as well, hence small cock) so you'll have plenty of time to reflect on your stupidity

Tell it to the judges on the way down you thick fucker.

I can't for the fuck of me find many KBW videos to post of the CC music exchange. Check out "Don't let the goat go" "Featherbrain championship" and "Festival of farts" if you can find the cunts.

You're right again oh vile double chinned cockney wankstain- I do like TMS; test match special that is you thick compulsive gambler with a side line in rent boy feltching. I'll be tuning in Thursday afternoon for the first ever day night test match played in the U.K. in Birmingham indecently, home to many of our friends of the Asian persuasion. You like a good curry don't you?

I bet you yearn to have your "door" locked at night, but alas yours is the life to a 2 bob rent boy. Is there a pension scheme?

No thanks, I haven't finished thrashing your arse and making your bitter tears of anger and rage flow like Victoria falls! Chortle

Inspiring stuff, bravo for posting

How about a video with a white cunt with bikin clad black chicks? That would get Eric off his long run