Stubby Pecker

You're full of shit as well. Baiting you is easier than calling frank a cunt. Please go off topic and start banging on about "working class scum" again. Most here, sorry hear, are proud their ancestors worked their tits off for their children and grandchildren's future and get most offended when you spout your incoherent class privilege crap, which lets face it is all a figment of your imagination. Last time you got banned for it so have another go.

Peter Hain was a prominent anti apartheid figure back in the day so deserves a little respect for that, unless you think making a stand against a racist, fascist regime then run by a bunch of Dutch speaking nazis, many of whom were devout Christians was a bad thing. Oh and the use of the word jerk betrays your Walter Mitty bullshit once and for all. Exclusive golf club my arse. Or should that be ass? Fucking twat

Truly piss poor effort there frank. The greeting advice you gave to the snow boarding bell end was much, much better. Up your game you silly old cunt.

Respect to the Noakesy

Good work deciman. Luring out bricktop could be you're crowning achievement.

Come on brick top, what gets on you're tits? Who's the biggest cunt punkape or frank? More importantly what imaginative greating will you receive from the afore mentioned franko? (No prizes for guessing)

Evening Walter!

I propose a CC pilgrimage to Saudi to pay our respects. We could watch a bit of footie, build some snow men, write a blog and bring the WAGS to do the driving. How many lashes is that each?

Oh dear....struck a nerve? You really should do some research before you jump in head first to CC. That was actually one of franks nicer posts.

I think he'd by there for the sex slaves these princes and sheiks inevitably have.

Showing our respect for the ex leader of one of the most oppressive countries (and oil rich) in the world. Makes you proud to be British. I wonder which of our lot they'll send to the funeral at our expense?

What a list of ultra cunts, lots of footie players, but no piers Morgan? The man is a slimy slug worthy of a top 10

Pleece instead of police, every cunting news reader says it, except if its in France or Eire then it's johndom and guardair. In the accent.

We all love you spotto, apart from the cunts who don't

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Dyer is a right royal cockney monkey, Shame on you though gobbie for watching such back slapping, mutual dick sucking shite

Colobus satanas a Catholic? Fuck me that explains it- he can talk bollocks about his imaginary life and be the biggest cunt this side of the Persian gulf as long as he says a few Hail Marys all is forgiven. I'm converting tomorrow, rigtht after breakfast and my morning plop!

Is it un pc to suggest burning a few Catholics? I would never suggest any other minorities, Catholics can take a joke

Thanks Londo old boy. My only special need now is to go to bed, but it'll be never mind the bollocks on the way to work.

I don't want a holiday in the sun...

Hugging sheep in these parts is frowned upon. We prefer to bum them, sometimes to death. Especially the crumpet obsessed fucking weird ones.

Tits are the greatest things on earth. Men's brains are programmed to search out the best pair to feed our offspring. No man can resist, we're too fucking simple. 200,000 years worth of evolution ended by silicone

There have been some very good posts on this debate despite the holocust denying side track. I don't hate Jews but think Israel, it policies and it unconditional support from the yanks and most of Europe is totally cuntish. Like wise Muslims-no problem with praying to fairies in the sky if that's your bag, however, many parts of the religion is incompatible with our free, mostly atheist democracy-or maybe I've been force fed the media hype about not serving bacon in m&s and beating their daughters for fancying who they like? Maybe if Israel was made to withdraw to its original boarders then their neighbours jihad would sound a bit hollow. They could then try a bit of justice and wealth redistribution in their supper oil rich lands.

That is genuinely funny

The only use for the lsw would be to bludgeon Simon cowell over the head with it. Or perhaps the surplus could be given to the "rebels" in Syria, you know, the nice ones who aren't Isis and want to get rid of asad, there must be a few left? I also notice on the news a bunch of Isis cunts with US made M16s! Supplied by the Saudis no doubt?