Stubby Pecker

Nicolas Sarkozy. Say it you cunts! In English! Not nik ohh laas sar coe ziee in a shitty pseudo frog accent! I bet the European news tarts don't put on a cockney or any other British drawl when reporting on events here.

Joey Barton, shite football player and full time cunt, took this all the way when speaking to the press ( in English) after his debut in France. He though because he couldn't speak the lingo he'd pretend he could by being a bit frenchie.

I think it's probably part of the contract so the natives don't think they're southern ponces. Here in the west it's frowned upon to talk like a yokel on telly-the London types who now inhabit the Cotswolds find it so vulgar. Piss poor weather totty as well.

Cheese eating surrender monkeys. Mind you they've sent an aircraft carrier to the Middle East should they feel the need for some disproportionate revenge.

So the worlds leaders came together in Paris at the weekend to show solidarity. Who was there? The Russians, Turks, Egyptians and Saudis all of whom have no freedom in there press. Criticise the powers that be and fucking stand by. Perhaps the frogs should have told these cunts they weren't welcome in their land of freedom?

Fuck me huw cunting Edwards is at it as I type. Say charley ebdoe you sheep shagging cunt!

For fucks sake, just read the bloody news in your own accent, don't pretend your French when saying a French word. Any major news story from Europe the cunts are at it especially with terrorist crap in Paris.

Great nom ape, nosy eaters really give me the shits. Worse than that, however are cunts who use napkins instead of serviettes- snobbery of the highest order. I suspect they are Walter Mitty types who make wild claims about golf clubs and other such pointless shite. Colobus satanas is a prime example. Poke him enough times and the silly cunt will get banned again- the mods quite rightly don't put up with class snobbery.

Out of likes! This is a classic cc rant proving that the world is going to hell, the sooner the better.

Anti Nowhere League!

When in Rome.....do as the pope! Condone child buggery, slavery, global inequality and general cuntishness? And dress like a tit.

Everybody needs their oil an we sell them billions worth of typhoon fighters-thats why we turn a blind eye and our royals are all pally with their lot. While the masses are kept in line with such religious brutality what do you think the Saudi and other gulf leaders are up to? Drinking, drugging and shagging whoever they like. The cunts are happy to turn a blind eye to all their awful neighbours and the poverty and death there. Fantastic driving laws though, we have much we can learn from them.

Talentless cunt who won a talent contest according to the great British public. Says it all. Wasn't he denied his set in stone Xmas number one by rage against the machine? Hope he ends up playing village halls.

I wish cunts who don't like our culture would piss of to Islamic state-I'd even allow my tax money to go to buying their plane tickets. When the place is full of brain washed hate filled cunts we could then carpet bomb it for a whole month thus creating a nice big lake. It's not going to happen though, there's no free health care, education, freedom to do what you like there so it's better of in the uk.

Why are these cunts prepared to do things like this? Their belief is so strong because its probably all they've ever known. Muslim men are forbidden to have sex before marriage, have female friends, drink, they can't even have a wank - its a sin! No wonder they're pissed off! Combine all this built up angst with having to live amongst our culture of sex sells, getting pissed up and general atheism (freedom) amongst the natives and you can see why they think we're infidels destined for hell while they're off to heaven all high and mighty. Turn on the telly and you'll see the Middle East going to shit. It should be a richest most prosperous place on earth with all that oil but of course it's hoarded by the few, royal families and the like and the average camel jockey still has to herd goats for 15 hours a day with no free health care, education etc and a police force willing to beat the shit out of you on your family at the drop of a hat. They probably, rightly in many cases, blame us the yanks etc for this mess. If I were a Palestinian I'd be fucked off living under a fascist, Apartheid style occupation of those land grabbing Israeli cunts backed by the yanks and probably start lobbing Molotov cocktails at the first opportunity. Unfortunately we can't just fuck em off like Idi Amin did, but hopefully our intelligence services have got a big list of all the dodgy cunts and where they live. I feel something like the Paris shooting is inevitably going to happen here but there won't be any backlash because all our politicians are to fucking piss weak to take a stand.

Why are these cunts prepared to do things like this? Their belief is so strong because its probably all they've ever known. Also Muslim men are forbidden to have sex before marriage, have female friends, drink, they can't even have a wank its a sin! No wonder they're pissed off! Combine all this built up angst with our culture of sex sells, getting pissed up and general atheism amongst the natives and you can see why they think we're infidels destined for hell while they're off to heaven all high and mighty. Turn on the telly and you'll see the Middle East going to shit. They probably, rightly in many cases, blame us the yanks etc for this mess. If I were a Palestinian I'd be fucked off living under a fascist, Apartheid style occupation of those land grabbing Israeli cunts backed by the yanks and probably start lobbing Molotov cocktails at the first oppertunity

Much better, keep up the good work.

After drinking the local scrumpy as a teen, battery acid would be a piece of piss.

Colobus satanas, this is a forum called cunts corner, if you are really worried about the spelling and grammar of the posts hear then it makes you the real fuckwit. No one else really gives a shit. Apart from you. Bell end.

Indigestion is a proper cunt and pickled onions are the catalyst- but some cunts got to eat them. Red wine doesn't help neither. I'm going vegan for the new year

Come on deciman, don't resort to franks pointless "fuck off cunt" insults. I want some originality! Requests to drink bleach/acid/petrol whilst smoking etc. are always a winner but they've all been done recently and the cunt hasn't obliged. I suggest a spot of necrophilia in Sierra Leone then a web cam as he shits, pisses and vomits up his internal organs over the course of a few days. It could go "viral"

Grand designs is the same- yuppy wankers with two kids called Sebastian and Sebastian, the mother with plans to rear her own farm animals and knit organic yogurt and the dad who exudes latent homosexuality. Or a pair of poofs.

I'm off for a chinkie

My sympathy on the shitting front, at least you'll be the only cunt to loose weight this Xmas. Mrs pecker has come down with similar (minus the shits thank fuck) leaving me the last cunt standing when it comes to dealing with the stubblets. Finally relatives have come in useful almost making up for the useless, unwanted shit they got me for Xmas. Again. Carry on shitting.

Silly old sodbury more like. Don't go there, go to lower woods instead