Neil

Beat me to it,hang the brain dead cunts that watch anything broadcast between 9am and 8pm and anything shown on a Saturday night. Cunts

all six of 'em

I'd have done her before she died,how the fuck did the coroner get the corpse to smile?

Who were you before GFYC?

Scouse paedo cunt,fucking good riddance,

If you don't believe me that this bloke is a grade A cunt just google him,I'll be fucked if I'm paying £50 for a steak that has been salted through his greasy fucking arm hair.Dirty fucking turk cunt

He was always my favourite Doctor Who.

I always thought that he was quite an itelligent bloke,gobby yes but wordly wise none the less.Now if we could arrange for Naga Munchetty to put a tweet of her cuddling a gorilla saying 'A family favourite of mine' then that would be splendid.

I often revert to Tim's quote from the office when asked "Did you do anything interesting last night?" "No,just stayed in and had a biiiiig wank"

Just fucking give me my change and shut the fuck up."Hows your day been?" "Having a party? "You have a good rest of the day,yeah" Just fuck off you minimum wage cuntstick.And if you refer to me as 'love' 'sweetheart' or 'darling' again I'll jump over the counter and shit in your pocket.

Unfortunately the wanker is minted enough to keep the cunts quiet.I could easily kick the cunt right in those botoxed fucking chops

I wouldn't worry too much,i reckon Phil is organising a dodgy Britax car seat somewhere as we speak

She's got a soft spot for anyone famous the freeloading fucking slagpipe

I saw a pic of Harry Styles,what an absolute fucking bell-end.He is now at the top of my 'Please kill yourself' list

Or from the end of my cock

I do wonder if she shat herself during birth and if so how they could tell what was what.

I'll have you know I'm welcome on all buses,i know how to conduct myself........ I'm 'ere all week

I was barged out of the way in a cafe in Victoria Rd,Romford when in my teens and was about to say "what the fuck you doing mate?" when a kindly local put his hand over my mouth and whispered "do yourself a favour pal,shut the fuck up" .It was Roy Shaw who pushed past me and I can honestly say that when I looked closely at the size of the cunt and at his soulless eyes I'll be glad forever for the intervention He wasn't that tall but fuck me the cunt must have been 3ft deep

They would both grow up fucked in the head in different ways.Are you still getting pissed in the Garnet Wolsey with all the other fucking victory parade wankers?

Poor old Punkers wouldn't know,his leave his ragged arsehole with all the force of someone snuffing out a candle...Pfffffffft.

Also known at the time the act of taking a dump was referred to as 'breaking off a length of dirty spine' or 'strangling a darkie'

What a shit job

It's a piss take surely?

You're too fucking liberal for me,You're the sort that wouldn't object to pikeys being given permission to break every fucking protocol under the sun by allowing them to live on unspoilt greenbelt land because 'everyone is equal' and deserves a chance and shouldn't be persecuted.Anyway I'm now off to throw my own shit through the bars at the paying customers. Fuck off

Is that your actual family set-up?..Normal for Norfolk then,perhaps you should move to the Larkman and surround yourself with people of the same level. On the ball shitty