Neil

Oh fuck,these genuinely are my ol woman's keys

The clue is that we're in East Anglia,neither north nor south.Believe it or not you're not just northern or southern.We're quite happy stuck out east away from you other cunts so if you don't ever come here we certainly won't give a fuck.

I'm sure this is repeat bollocks but regardless he is a grade 1 uber cunt.Id like to save his funeral parlour the cost of seeing the cunt off and throw the prick off the shard

Eh? What? Norfolk is in the north? Stop talking like a cunt.

If like to sue the cunt for stealing air,what is more galling is the fact that some cunt even brought this story to light.Some people are only still alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Maybe so,cunts aren't they? Disgusting,despicable cunts. Ps I can't even scroll through some of the daily shit on here so I'll be fucked if I'm going to trawl through the archives.

I know three of these cunts,two quite well and one not so but what I do know is that they are all complete cunts.Sad fucking bullies who could never have a relationship with a normal woman because not only do they lack any personality or charisma they are complete fantasists and bullshitters that no woman with half a brain couldn't see through them. They know that by rescuing some poor tart from the shit pit that is the far East that they have a slave for life.One in particular is just one obnoxious cunt who cannot stop bragging about how many fucking houses in various continents he has when in reality he is a fucking whimp of a man that has so many insecurities he knows that one day he's going to die a sad and lonely little man.I just hope once his little woman gets her feet under the table she's savvy enough to take the cunt for everything he's got Love you long time cunts

How very fucking dare you! Queen prior to Bo Rhap were fucking awesome,wash your ears out woman.Post '75 You couldn't be more right.I know the cunt was always a bender but fuck me no one should be as camp as he got before Aids did us all a favour

Do you realise how fucking difficult it is to cover a shallow grave with leaves in this fucker? I'll be here all fucking day at this rate

Especially when you're outside in it,It's a cunt.Just sayin'

Who's that skinny cunt?

It's when I witness this that I'm glad that I used to put dog shit in the post box.

One assumes that once he signed that was it,if he was travelling over to sign and it happened the the frogs would be fucked,he was a Cardiff player/asset before the ink was dry AND whilst his clothes were wet.

I picked up my phone the other day and there was some fat bloke wanking on the screen,then i realised it was a reflection

Every time I try a Google search it kicks me back telling me that 'You cannot view this content unless you fill out the disclaimer with your personal details',fuck 'em,Mozilla works fine.

At least they've got a job and not just walking the streets.

I once watched a proper lardy bloater at Lords once(he was about 30 stone),he drank a 2 litre bottle of coke whilst demolishing a fullsize pack of cheddar cheese.I felt like applauding the cunt when he finished as it was quite staggering to watch.I hope he's now dead.

The more i hear about this story the more I'm liking him,fuck the rest

I was at the airport once waiting for a flight and he came and asked me if the seat next to me was free "no" I said "Its taken" I'm 'ere all week

Plagiarism at its best,at least give Viz a mention

Any 'all you can eat' establishment should be flattened with every fat chavvy cunt still inside.I went to A chinky in Norwich one night not realising it was AYCE night,There was a carpet of rice,prawns et al and a room full of chubby low IQ cuntards.....never again

It's the cunts that carry on jogging on the spot if they have to wait at lights or crossings.Nepalm the cunts to death

Her indoors has a cold so asked me to pick up bits from the supermarket,I was astounded at the number of cunts that can't even wait to get to their cars let alone home before sticking their hoover bag shaped arms into their trolleys.Pies,crisps and cakes were the items of choice and in some cases all three.These are the cunts that go home and cry when looking in the mirror and claiming to have the misfortune of 'fat genes'. No lard arse,fat jeans to accommodate your fat cunting thighs,either that or "I'm just big boned".No,its big bones covered in meat and gravy you obese fuckstick. Ocado deliveries for me next time. fuck off

I'll say it again "I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS YOU DEAF CUNT"

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