Neil

Frank Bruno Frank Carson Frank Muir Frank Lampard errr any others you can think of?

'Hello Sailor' indeed

More like half man half woman

Original noms only fuckface........welcome and fuck off

Life can be a cunt sometimes,death even more so

Darts? do me a fucking favour,played by fat cunts,watched by fat cunts and usually northern or foreign so they can all get fucked Jim Bowen was a cunt

Was your favourite 'Scott of the Arse Antics'?

Did she forget her crampons?

I was always told that if you can't say anything nice then say nothing at all,leave her alone you pipe cleaner legged twat......please

Now the fat cunt that broke her wrist is all over the local TV demanding an apology.......fuck off,you'll just have to eat your chips with the other hand for a while.Compo seeking whore.

I preferred Skid

Not according to Alan Brazil

I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was

Channel hopping and I find some shit about this cunt from the 70's.....I thought Harry Hill was the most unfunny cunt ever but fuck me this cunt was even worse.What an oily cunt he was,I reckon his biggest achievement must have been avoiding operation yew tree.Very suspect to say the least.

For 'car' should it read 'my missus?'

She's a cunt,just like all the rest from this toxic genre of tv,the country is fucked,no not because of brexit but because people watch this shit thus encouraging cunts to keep on making more shit.She makes Jordan look like Rachel Riley.The only way I'd fuck it is if it meant she would fade away and never be seen or heard of ever again.....Call it a public service,someone's got to do it and if my country needs me then im here.

Looks like a write 'orf

I didn't fuck 'em I just stamped on them......and they were all of consenting age

The only cunt worse than a dog is it's owner,especially the ones that talk to it like a child.The Vietnamese should be lauded for eating the cunts,

Yes,and we all know the main ingredient Don't we? Wanker

DNA defect...when will they fucking learn?.......A woman that can do mental arithmetic would be a start.....see,fucked before they pick up the arrows

I wonder if he's ever seen Holly's gash?

I was watching one of these cunts once in an outdoor arena and there was a terrible storm and lightning struck the stage and all the orchestra died except him,turns out he was a bad conductor I'm 'ere all fucking week

I had to sign in on a screen at the quacks last week and after the start page the screen offers a Union Jack with the prompt 'which language would you like to use?' I didn't catch the other flags option but my initial thoughts were "if you can't speak English,either learn or fucking die from your illness you foreign cunt".

That is one sport where the women should be able to compete against men,don't think it'll happen though,might look a bit silly with no women able to even qualify for a tournament let alone win the fucker.