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Neil

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  1. Neil

    Goofy Teeth

    Fucking horrible to look at,especially on a woman,repulsive cunts need a visit to the dentist or ill gladly knock the fuckers out for them.
  2. Having just watched the little cunt in action I think he'd have been better off with a tattoo of Tom Daley on his leg,the cheating diving fucking poof
  3. Oh yeah and Ricky Gervais only takes the piss out of spackers and poofs to highlight people's prejudice,not for laughs at all,he really wouldn't mind at all if his programmes were deemed as unfunny. Johnny Speight was a cunt
  4. An anagram of his name is Earrings Helmet....quite appropriate really
  5. I think a better tribute to his dad would have been one final fuck of his mum followed by being shot in the face by a baseball cap wearing,coked up ,gold chain boasting rastafarian
  6. Should 'luckiest' read 'gayest'?
  7. As in 'physically in shape" you mean cos she's a fugly munter
  8. Neil

    Galileo.

    I can't be bothered to read 7 fucking pages so if anyone has said this then tough shit "Bismillah no,we will not let him go,let him go" If they haven't then I'm not surprised,it's fucking shit. Fuck up
  9. Neil

    Pens.

    Pens are a bastard,we always get beat by the Germans I'm 'ere all week Fuck off
  10. Unless you're an under 10's coach in which case it's a fucking bumfest overload,hard tackle indeed.
  11. Gareth Bale looks like a monkey,does that count?
  12. Wasn't it his jam with the golliwogs on it?....no wonder he diversed to barley water the racist cunt
  13. Neil

    My left foot.

    There is an advantage to playing at Old peoples homes .....even if you're not funny the audience still piss themselves!
  14. Neil

    My left foot.

    I know some cunt who took their spacker to some faith healer who claimed that if they were dipped in the 'special' lake with healing powers they could cure the little flid,On arrival they lowered him in his wheelchair into the holy waters by hoist and after 30 seconds under water he was raised back up and Hallelujah,a miracle had occurred........he had two brand new tyres on his wheelchair I'm off all week Fuck up
  15. Fuck all wrong with Norwich........as long as you stay away
  16. N..........R,the word no one wants to call a black man Neighbour Bye
  17. Don't forget having to get on the 247 bus and then walking a mile at the other end just to buy a 7" piece of plastic,back on the bus and 2 hours later being able to listen to 3 minutes of music.These cunts these days can' even be fucked to listen to a whole song before clicking their digital box to move on to the next tune,Eeh bah gum we had it tough......and you try telling the youth of today,they'll never believe ya!
  18. Neil

    The Asparagas Season

    And your point is?
  19. Neil

    The Asparagas Season

    If your piss smells of what you put in your gob Punkers piss must smell like Egyptian rent boys spunk. Good day
  20. What about whistling at a goose?(just asking for a friend).
  21. Neil

    Death Penalty

    All I'm saying is that if this happened to my grandchildren the death penalty would be re introduced.....by me
  22. Neil

    Death Penalty

    9 years and the cunt will be out in 5,I don't neccessarily want him dead just hung from a rope until very,very poorly
  23. Neil

    Death Penalty

    Read this and tell me that it shouldn't be brought back https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/father-of-boys-killed-in-hit-and-run-found-dead-in-corfu-hotel-room_uk_5afd8ad7e4b0a59b4e014a53 ....and if you still think it shouldn't then you're a bigger cunt than this cunt
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