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Neil

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  1. Neil

    Car salesmen

    Start late finish early,lazy,job picking big headed BMW driving cunts
  2. Neil

    Car salesmen

    Smarmy,bull shitting,greedy,North Face jacket wearing cunts.Get a real job
  3. Neil

    Weed heads

    Miserable,can't think for themselves,deluded,paranoid,smelly cunts.just saying
  4. Neil

    Disneyland Europe

    Bon Ami,Ne le prenez pas personnellement
  5. Neil

    Disneyland Europe

    Only went once,my honeymoon 36 years ago.Dirty shit pit of a hotel,shit garlic laced food,rude french speaking cunts and shit fucking weather,my marriage started off shit and has gone downhill ever since Tete de merde
  6. Neil

    Disneyland Europe

    When I was there I bumped into one of the little dwarf cunts knocking the little twat flying ,"I'm not happy" he said "well which fucking one are you then " I replied.
  7. I think Harvey Price has fuck all chance in following in his dads footsteps
  8. Add to this nom any cunt over the age of 14 that reads or watches Harry cunting Potter.Fucking twunts
  9. Neil

    Disneyland Europe

    The French one must be full of cunts but I'd wager the USA one is full of even bigger cunts.Hell on earth Fuck off
  10. If tested I would be cleared of any illegal substance use,If ever I needed a little blue pill I'd retire from competition and declare myself wankrupt
  11. I have been in training for the last 45 years and not so much as a hint of a call up,obviously they're looking for quality over quantity.Is the championships being held in the stadium in Bern,Switzerland that was named especially for it?(look it up you lazy cunts)
  12. Neil

    Sologamy

    Jesus fucking Christ!,let's face it,if she couldn't take her own viginity who else is gonna do it?
  13. Neil

    UBER

    Yep and its still in pristine condition,believe me I tried to weld Beckys pages together but try as I might she was a fucking rotter and I couldnt even raise a smile let alone anything else
  14. Neil

    UBER

    Fuck me.This thread has turned in to Trip Advisor,who are you cunts trying to kid?,the only hotels some of you have stayed in have a picture of Lenny Henry on the wall (at least I think it's him,they all look.......) or are available to rent by the hour. Uber are shit cunts,get a black cab you tight fuckers
  15. All curries are gay,they all fuck you in the arsehole
  16. Neil

    Catholics

    there's ringing in my ears
  17. Neil

    Daniella Hirst

    Don't be so hard on yourself,Just because you're both thickos,Drew and I will help you through
  18. Neil

    "Scatting"

    I'd like to take a shit in your mouth,does that count?
  19. Neil

    Daniella Hirst

    I think Liz Hurley just about scrapes into this category,if she would just shut the fuck up for a minute I would ride it like Grand National winner.Helen Mirren circa mid 70's wouldn't be able to sit down for a week either
  20. Neil

    Lamb

    You've got me wrong pal,I like my meat pink and parted,no two veg for me,try Punkers,He loves a dirty sausage
  21. Neil

    Daniella Hirst

    She's an oily cunt who thinks she's God's gift,her and that even oilier cunt Morgan are welcome to each other
  22. Neil

    Lamb

    Mrs N served this up for tea tonight,like chewing fucking wine gums,beef is the only meat worth eating,the rest can go get fucked
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