Neil

She's an oily cunt who thinks she's God's gift,her and that even oilier cunt Morgan are welcome to each other

Mrs N served this up for tea tonight,like chewing fucking wine gums,beef is the only meat worth eating,the rest can go get fucked

Believe it or not there is a long list of fucking rotters that I wouldn't touch with yours.......... . .. ... Ulrika Johnnson Susannah Reid Anthea Turner to name but 3,I've had a few sherbet's but I'm fucking sure there's loads more .......well a couple anyway

What a fucking dog,I wouldn't

No,i'd just fuck it twice

Ok,Ok it's time................ I'd fuck it

A load of fucking wank,just like Star Wars,TV for fucktards

He should never have signed for West Ham

Did she get extra sauce?

Chinese jokes aren't funny They're hirarious

On their website it boasts "The flat earth society now has millions of members around the globe" Fuck off

Muhammad.Goodnight and sleep tight

Agreed,I'll be in physio for fucking weeks

mine's even fatter,got her own postcode!

No I was busy with someones missus at a travelodge,hope she got home OK?

Id afford her a Dirty Sanchez or if she was a good girl maybe even an Angry Dragon

Can you appeal? I'll get my cassock

Chill out you cunts!

Did someone call?

Now THAT I'd watch

Exactly,and that's at 50% capacity,what used to flow in gallons now only available in pints! A double barrel shotgun with only one cartridge can still do some damage

That could have been me typing that.Any cunt who misses work,holiday,sporting event or basically anything else to rush to see a fucking great gash the size of basketball can just get fucked,what's wrong with going on the piss and waiting for some cunt to phone you and tell you that the trouble has finally shat out your chavvy,worst fucking experience of my life(and that includes waking up bollockless).Fucking irons

Tommy,Is that you?

Bill,we're under attack,planet flid has released the mongs and they're headed our way.The head spackers are already here,I'm off to bed and hopefully when I awake they'll all have been re-spasticated to their own land.Wibble wibble

Is this anywhere near Florida Keys?