Neil

Too many fucking Lefties as well as sausage jockeys

I much preferred the old days when Aids got the cunts early

So now I have to watch a pre-programme link that has two fucking 40 something poofs kissing each other on the lips,this world is fucked up and I fucking hate these pc cock sucking cunts.Fucking poofs everywhere and it AIN'T fucking right!

I watched some cunt on one of those roulette screens put 40 quid in and after 2 spins go back out the shop and return with another 40 quid that was duty lost in the next 2 spins,he did this a further 3 times and then kicked the machine and stormed out muttering under his breath,he got in his works van and no doubt suffered self loathing all the way home.If the cunt is so weak that he can't stop then he needs help.........I'll tell him next time to put it all on red!

I bet you £50 Punkapes a cock smoker

It was him,this was in the car park

I am constantly reminded I have a cock when I tread on it I think Punkers might have played at Cromer,the cleaning lady reported back that she had to mop up a brown tinged spunk trail leading from the changing rooms out to a Range Rover

I hope you havn't been to my club,we dont have 'not sure' toilet between the ladies and gents,mind you getting your cock out in a field is something that you do on a regular basis anyway. Fore!

Punkape has an NVQ...if that means Now Very Queer,

I buried a few stiffuns' there

I had one once,I noticed over a period of time the ground level rising,turns out a mystery figure was sneeking in and putting top soil on it......the plot thickens I'm er all....oh fuck off

Theres no such thing,only weak minded people that cant handle their current situation.Don't fucking get me started on depressed teenagers.....lazy,workshy cunts

My uncle Harry had wooden legs,one day his timber cottage caught fire,the fire brigade were able to save his house but poor old uncle Harry was burnt to the ground. I'm ere all month

Have you ever tried cashing in a winning g lottery ticket with one of these cunts?.They do not want to part with money that's for sure,one cunt even asked me if I'd bought the ticket from him as he wasn't going to pay out if I hadn't.

We have too many bank holidays as it is,waste of fucking time trying to get anywhere cos Wayne and waynetta and their chavvy little cunts are out either shopping or feeding their fat fucking faces with burgers and cola,places of interest are packed full of people that have overpaid to see whatever the fuck it is.What about bosses that have to pay already workshy cunts for a day of no production?.Corbyn certainly is a weapons grade cuntstick if he thinks this will get him votes but the sad truth is that it probably will.

Apparently his family were waiting outside theatre and asked "How long will he be?".."not quite as long as he was" said the nurse I'm ere all week

I think your real name is Richard Head,it has left a mental scar that has resulted in you being like you are,that or Paul Skinback

My mate lost both his legs when he was a teenager,last week he got thrown out of a nightclub for arseing about Fuck off

He could always sell his shoe and trainer collection

He'd have been safe if he had written 'Punkape is not gay' in pen all over his body,no fucker could swallow that!

And do you honestly believe that this is just mere coincidence?that there is absolutely no hidden agenda whatsoever on either party?.....yeah, and my pricks a bloater

I would like to play him at snooker,just like Carlin plays snooker in Scum with a sock Pot black my arse!

Veil escalopes

Reports from the site now say that the smell is overpowering but the rescuers must be left alone to do their jobs

Just Far Right