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Neil

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  1. I know,even if we could rival the holocaust these cunts are every fucking where and growing in numbers,sales of preparation h must be at an all time high
  2. No one has ever called you mate,that would infer you have friends and we all know the only 'mates' you have are the ones that charge by the hour and carry condoms,baby oil and butt plugs
  3. Neil

    Pub "regulars"

    Just how much Harley do you get for £24.00?,I think you probably bought £24.00 of Smarties and ate all the red ones you fucking adhd ridden insufferable mong bean
  4. I bet you say 'amazeballs' as well,Mom is a fucking cunts word that boils my piss when used by anyone other than a sad american cuntstick.Some cunt spelt favour on here the other day favor,I'd like to color you in you cunts
  5. dont care whos next as long as its one of the poofy ones
  6. I'm at work and dying for a shit but i'm gonna have to bake it for later,does that count?
  7. Neil

    Right or Wrong?

    I bet she's pissed in many a drain on a Friday night on the lash,no stranger to getting her rat out by the sounds of it
  8. Neil

    Pub "regulars"

    All pubs are full of cunts, full of twats paying nearly 4 fucking quid for a bottle that you can buy for 80p at the cash and carry,bogs that stink and 3rd rate pub swill from a fly ridden kitchen.Dog and Duck....fuck em
  9. Did he boom bang a bang Lulu as well?
  10. This nom should read 'cunts that use a cash point'.No cunt is going to get their hands on my dosh,when I want a bit of sausage I go under the floorboards and get the cunt.Button pushing PIN forgetting mongs
  11. I'd heard she was up for all kinds of everything Fuck off
  12. Neil

    Eh?

    6 years eh mate?..keep yer chins up
  13. Neil

    Sube family

    He was definitely a regular on the sunshine bus,cleanest windows ever seen
  14. http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/pregnant_woman_s_anger_after_norwich_restaurant_says_she_can_t_use_toilet_1_4691870 Just wondered what sort of views you cunts may have?,just because she let some fuckwit blow his beans up her muff doesn't make her any fucking different to anyone else does it?.Restaurants are for going in to eat food,public lavs are for pissing in,blame the local cuntsil for cost cutting on karsies I say.I happen to know the owner and I can just imagine him standing his ground and her pissing her pants,fucking good on him
  15. You are the sort of person that would ask someone which is their favourite Beatles,Stones,led Zep album and then tell them nah,thats rubbish ,not as good as blah blah blah....Music preferences are like most tastes, subjective.The only question not in doubt is if you are a cunt,dont think there would be too much discussion about that
  16. Neil

    The Earth Turns

    Fuck me,how many more times?,I live in a bungalow,houses are for cunts
  17. never ever fucked a nun,mind you my 'ol woman is doing a great impersonation of one,the chastity vow has long kicked in
  18. That Fergie bint has one hell of a body,I would ride her till my dick fell off or my heart gave out,whichever came first
  19. Unlike you Punkers I do not use my passport photo as my avatar,are you one of those apes with a bollock shaped pink arse hanging down at the back?...because that would explain a lot L O FUCKING L
  20. Neil

    The sas

    I think that bit was put in the guide by the starving cunt who was found pulling himself off behind a bush on some remote hillside after being lost for a week......."Corporal!,what the fuck are you doing?" "Thank fuck you've found me Sarge,Give me a minute I'm just preparing my breakfast"
  21. She certainly gets my cum dancing
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