Neil

Just to cheer you up,a mate had this fucker and ended up in hospital for a fucking week....have a nice day!

Well stop swallowing semen then

At least we haven't got a ring piece like a blood orange,I'll be buggered if I want a private education.

Are you fucking following me?

I think this was the title of one of my first ever VHS porn encounters,fucking great jugs she had that suffocated anyone who dared to put their head in between them....had a tit fetish ever since

It's the equivalent of you or I chucking a quid in a charity pot bearing in mind how much the cunt earns or is worth,a bigger up his own arse cunt you will be hard pushed to find,unless you know Punkape

So the cunt can't win so he decides to 'withdraw' as it would have a detrimental effect on his Rio chances,I'd be fucking amazed that if he was winning the cunting thing he would have taken the same stance.Money grabbing fuckstick.

They all had perfectly normal mouths before their first photoshoot............

i would like to say that I have never EVER paid for sex,unless you mean that having been married for 35 years means that I've been paying to get my end away for fucking years

I'd rather use one and then beat you up

Have you ever had sex other than in the missionary position,on a sunday,with the curtains closed and surrounded by clean towels?,can I recommend just once that you try turning her round,slap on a bit of oil,stuck a finger up her arse,turn up the stereo and move just a little bit more than normal,you might even enjoy it for once. Instead of using it as necessity to breed just blow your beans and try to enjoy it vicar........oh and fuck off

Can I just say that I would ride his missus like a fucking pit pony,till it couldn't take any more,the lucky miserable jock cunt

TC,you are Jazz and I claim my £5,now fuck off and take your spaccy dribbling offspring with you,those windows won't clean themselves

For fucks sake Decs,you're better than this bollocks

Takes one to fucking know one

She could wank me off with those wrists if she wanted to,excellent alpine training tell her

Not many if any mavericks left

Only a few tens of thousands? Oh and there's me fretting.I'll assume youre in that category then,you know the one that's labelled 'weak,low IQ,can't think for himself waster'

Robin Friday*,couldn't give a fuck Piss head,made stan bowles look like a choirboy,Andy Murray may be a cunt but how big a cunt gave birth to the cunt?,she is one horrible fucker *Give his book a read,fucking awesome

Were these the scooters they were on?

Fucking hell!,I wouldn't want to be a sheep in the valleys tonight,hope the vets have stocked up on ovine Preperation H

Does this mean i've got to put up with that cunt Savage for even longer?(fucking sheep shaggers are making us look even fucking worse,Hodgson,you're a cunt!

Fucking hell!,getting stuck behind a piss soaked old codger with a deaf aid that doesn't agree that they owe £3.56 as it should only be £3.46 and take 10 cunting minutes to sort the cunt out,fuck off and die

Tits out and bigger than normal,win win

I thought once............and then puked