Neil

It's a hobby not a profession

Glad to see my taxes are going toward helping this poor misunderstood mite. CUNTS!

I stayed in a 4 star(??!!) Hovel...er hotel near the docks and watched a show at the Echo Arena,went in the shitty multi coloured ferry that blared out that fuck awful ferry song all the fucking way to Bootle(Beruit mk 2).If you love the place that's says more about you than me.Calm down,Calm down

What Beirut?..Liverpool is like most northern cities,full of below average IQ chancers who have made a career from signing on,abominable place

Lovable scallys?.....bin dipping fucking pikeys more like.I went to Liverpool once,if it wasn't for the Beatles the place would resemble Beirut.

I'm assuming you have a soft spot for 'The Arsenal' as Andy Linighan gave you arguably your greatest night ever in Munich?....If not I hope you fucking blow the last 4 games and fuck it all up.

Unless you're a manic depressive who self harms i would think almost 100% of injuries are 'unplanned'

Like this you mean?

Pair of cunts

They were just behind the cartons of Um Bongo

I was in Waitrose today and these are still on the shelf,proof if it were needed that the media is full of cunts

I have and have owned Vulvas........err Volvos for years

A Hyundai Spastic?

Sure it wasn't an MG Midget?

She mentions it slightly less more times that James 'fuckwit' Martin says he's from Yorkshire.......both shitholes by the way

It couldn't be more racist,the poor Pakistani duck being chased by the white supremacist duck that's being chased by Leroy the duck who will steal off both of them and then stab them,that's Hackney for you.

"Now go home and get your fucking shine box"

Honest that was poetic license there,I'm strictly a double espresso man,If you cant stand your spoon up in it then it's piss water.I'm on my 5th one of the morning,I'm buzzing more than Katy Price's duvet

Yeah,those cunts too...smug hipster types that think making the shape of a fern leaf on top of my latte is something special,kill 'em all

It was lions that got him but I'm rather fond of rhinos,after all I married one,admittedly I didn't know at the time but time is not a friend of the ravenous

These cunts have less morals than fucking pikeys. "No comment" advising wankers.How do they sleep at night knowing that the little scrote that they're defending is as guilty as fuck and needs locking up for as long as possible.Almost as bad as those paparazzi cunts.

So have I,I'm having the other leg tested next week.

Apparently some fucking spear chucker has been scoffed whilst hunting rhino.The safari park have sent condolences to his family??...they should just send the cunts trousers.

It was a dead heat....but cooled down very quickly

The biggest crush at Carrow Road occurred when one of the vendors outside the ground started selling gloves with 6 fingers in them.