Neil

She's a fucking munter who'd suck your knob for a bag of chips.She's not putting that JCB bucket of a chin anywhere near mine.

That is one saggy Scottish cunt,I wonder who blew his beans up that?,no wonder he's not being named.He must be fucking ashamed of himself.

MC.....smell my cheese

The Italian Job was fucking dire with a shit ending

So it was delayed shock that he died from?

I'm looking but i'm fucked if I can see anything that may have the name Brittney

You're missing the point,a scouser that can spell....they'll make him fucking mayor when he gets back.

He should have just whacked her over the head instead of trying to let her down gently .

He wasn't a patch on his brother ,couldn't defend to save his fucking life the cunt

I see this vacuous cunt is up to her tricks again.|If youre gonna get your tits out then stop fucking whinging when they get photographed and put all over the web/papers,It's what you wanted to achieve after all.The upskirt pic with your gash on view was no fucking accident either you fucking slapper,having said that if you could see your way to letting me spaff on those tits and munch on your axe wound that'd be dandy.

I know this cunt has been on some other nom recently but she deserves to be nommed in her own right.Her voice is the most annoying monotone,boring fucking hum I've heard for some time.Nigel Mansell and Andy Murray take some beating but this jug eared lezzer lookalike grates my fucking gears massively. Apparently she's quite good at golf(mind you,women's golf is equivalent to a spacker trying to play sport) so maybe she could team up with Punkers and create a matching pair of tedious cunts.

Or me?.......either way me thinks Billiam's been on the sauce

Own up......which one of you cunts has been taking pictures through my front window?

I've kept those cunts going for years.

Was she ever young?

Punkers always goes for the tight brown instead of the easy pink.

Two attempts to get rid of the old hag he married and failed miserably both times,What a useless fucking slaphead,deserves all of the full length that Big Leroy is currently serving him in stir.

What about Bedknobs & Broomsticks?,an old couple in bed with a couple of minors,It's the bit where Marple asks the boy to twist the knob.....I nearly kicked the fucking screen in, the dirty paedo cunts.

She'd count as 1 of my 5 a day

Is there any chance you could come round my house and check my faulty hot water cylinder,It's in the upstairs airing cupboard.Thanks.

I'm waiting for the cunts to suggest a rainbow coloured poppy to show solidarity for the bent ones,they don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwairing.

It's the dairy of a madman!

What an amazing imagination you must have,I imagine your search engine history is probably worse than mine.

These cunts need training,some 'oh woe is me ' twat recently blubbed to a camera "I've tried to kill myself 9 times"......well, fucking try harder you waste of space.We get one fucking go at this and if some cunt wants to bring themselves and everyone around them down then just do everyone a favour and perfect it first time.I highly recommend a station platform,quick and painless.cunts

I hope the cunt gets cancer for real.