Neil

This mornings sports news was typical pc bollocks from the Saville hiding cunts,a story and video of some fucking split arse scoring a goal in women's football (whatever that is) and then an article about Southgate being appointed full time boss,in whose fucking world does Southgate's news follow useless titted cunts kicking a ball (badly)?The BBC's that's who....fucking paedo loving cunts

I'm too fucking old to exchange videos of me wanking for the flash of some slappers tits and gash,I'm still quite open to receiving said matter but me pulling 12" of beef can't be appealing to any ladies out there........can it? I saw some ugly fat bloke on screen the other day bashing away on his cock and then I realised I hadn't turned the TV on!

He's still pissed off with me after I put superglue on his darts......he just can't let it go

I'd make sure my nuts were fully tightened

I certainly wouldn't climb over her to get to you

Isn't the lucky cunt now banging Rita Ora?......I'd fucking accelerate through that in no timel

I read this online and immediately entered a period of mourning............2 seconds later I was looking at porn,3 stiffuns' at once,Ithangu

"ONE BUMRED AND AAAAACHEY"

If all christmas displays were like this one I wouldn't mind the cuntfest so much

Everyones getting this fucker this year

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38120496 Not sure what I make of this but lets just say he's a cunt....just a cunt or a stupid cunt?

This cunt isn't fat but he makes it look easy!!

Can you buy gerbils in the gorbals?

I actually prefer the Therapy? version but still fucking epic

My foreskin says otherwise

Don't forget the bent cunt who proposed to his cock buddy plastered all over the fucking papers.truncheon jockey cunts

Why would anyone who can be arsed to shave leave a fucking dead caterpillar on their top lip,Particularly bald cunts with glasses,reminds me if my old head master Mr Sidebotham ......a cunt of the highest degree. Hitler was a cunt

He's a proper Berkshire,string him up by the pips and break his fucking gregory

Dirty cunt,you've just spoiled a perfectly good hard on that i was about to use.Feet are rank as is this scummy bitch

Supermarkets are only frequented by cunts,If you wish to fraternise with the scum of the earth what the fuck do you expect.I visited an Asda once and vowed never to return,the offspring of said cunts are pure evil and I for one stay well clear. All fat cunts should be pulped and fed to the pigs

I'd rather go fucking gay than go anywhere near that botoxed fucking dog.

I'd crawl over hot coals to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her,the dirty fucking slag

*You're dribbling Thick thick cunt

*You're thick cunt