cuntspotter

​Take a raincheck on that.

Vote for the Reverend Spot ...... Nation Forward party.

Pontnewydd has a chinese. His name is Ping.

​You didn't mention the rope.....

​She's awake. Anyway....... Smart phone my arse ..... I use smoke signals. especially convenient when I've set the local heathland ablaze.

​Top tip of the day there, Crappers.... for all our rhoidal needs!

My Mother told me I needed a salt bath once... The fucking bitch pushed me off the end of Weston Super Mare Pier.

​Don't wake the sleeping tiger.

​Nice avatar , Fuckers.

Too much cocaine.

​Typical roadie response.

Ok...... you've got me .

​OOh Madam .... you've got a sauce!

​Life is unfair.

Do you want fries with that.....

​I was thinking about our commitment to care in the community

For wearing a pair of earrings.

I think immigration has gone mad and is out of control, but I pity these poor fuckers. No one wants them wherever they go. Successive governments have ignored the growing problems and seem to spend their times blaming each other. God knows how many of these luckless people have ended up at the bottom of the ocean.

This happened to my mate recently. He had been told he had it in the arsehole or the knob, or somewhere equally vital. Anyway, turns out he hasn't got it at all and will probably live til he's 362. I can't stop the cunt doing cartwheels. plus, he's shagging and drinking like a man half his age. Fucking bastard!

​Exactly!

​There was that 5OO gallons of fuel oil they swagged from my Tank.

​But then I'd never have a gleaming ring piece ever again.

Using Andrex or izal to clean up your rear end is not enough anymore apparently. The advertisers are now pushing wet wipes for adults. I remember when using a hedgehog, dockleaf or your neighbours curtains was good enough. It's a load of effete bollocks if you ask me.

​As far as the proletariat are concerned... it might as well be.

​I tried that once.