The male driver said he had pulled over because he had heartburn ... Or something... It all seemed odd at the time... I think they had been at the races. Not that I read those sorts of papers, you understand.
I've learned to manage at least some of the disappointments in my life of late : The inability to buy a decent cup of coffee. The declining journalistic standards of the Telegraph. Samantha Fox padding up for the other team. Perhaps we should just welcome our new poster and prepare him for the inevitable gauntlet that he will run over the next few months.