cuntspotter

I wouldn't want him touching my spot.

Anyone seen the Brixter?

Quite... He and that saliva spraying nerk, Jamie Oliver, look as though they've got a finger up their arse.... Unhygienic bastards.

I thought this was a track off the first pretenders album.

Sincerely meant

She's a handsome woman.

They're ok , but they are an essential accoutrement for the gastro porn subculture spearheaded by the arse scratching Jamie Oliver and Hugh fearnley fuckingbore.

The absolute classic is Afghanistan. I really don't think the the vast majority of the British public knew what happened the first time around..... The empire doesn't ruminate on failure.... For the significance of the failure of the recent campaign to sink in. The truth is that they had to keep rewriting their terms of reference for the "operation" so that they could show that the lives and money expended were not representative of a lost cause.

Reg Varney?

I don't about anyone else, but it frightened me.

I see that luckless Jordanian pilot has been incinerated ...... I guess that'll win friends and influence people.

BASTARDS, BASTARDS..... YOU''RE ALL BASTARDS!

Do they do those pink shoes in a size 14?

Meal tickets! Fucking hell, what a cold, hard place the world is. Many single mums face a lifetime of exploitation and poverty, especially if they have shite parents. Desperation leads to more bad decisions.

People just don't seem to care. I am an oppressed minority.

Indeed... More chuffing and less botting.

There's a few lunatics here , Pedro old bean. You should feel quite at home here.

I remember "knudsen's Eclair."

,I love these stories of down home folk and young love.

Then please work harder. You are intentionally disrupting proceedings. Have 48 hours in the cooler to this this through.

Breakfast of champions!

I wonder if this pervy fucker is dead yet?

Is this the voice of experience talking? I have adopted the Garrity walk since reading this

All of a sudden...I...I feel a bit queezy.

That just about covers everything Alf. Thanks for that.