Eddie

Yes I'm going to run around tomorrow, rent a house in Dorset with a pool, hire a s class, then hire a Aston , put a note by each one with a message about you, all to wind up a stranger on an Internet forum. And you say I'm thick...

Are you back tracking Ape, how about Astons, villas, holiday homes with swimming pools etc? , do cunts only buy them lol.

Lol, Calm down dear, it's only a web site. I will do the pool pics, only as it winds you up, do you want the s class as well?, I can do the Aston on Monday when I go home. I'm not trying to impress anyone, no one else gives a toss, it's only you that burns up with a jealous rage. You sad little man lol.

I've pm roops so hopefully she can sort it out. I will write a short note about a dullard and post picture from my poolside. Can you do the same by your top up meter?

Original and witty, McThickie, lol. Let's face it, you are a very dull, come on Admin let me post a pic or two.

Because you're a cunt.

Yes, obviously.

Admin sort it out, I've tried to upload on an iPhone and a Samsung. I get error message to contact admin. Ape desperate.

Ask admin to sort out the pic uploads and I can show you ape. A great looking girl by the pool showing a sign saying ape is skint.

Yes, he brings nothing.

It's very, very easy ding, he's poor don't you know.

You're a very jealous spiteful little man. If Admin would allow me to post pics I could show you the house in Dorset. Lovely pool and gardens, it would blow your tiny pea brain.

You're a nice fella ape, wishing a bloke with cancer a quick death yesterday, a fatal car crash on a car with a women and child in today. I'm glad your use your big brain for such good work. Thicko Pikey.

Ape I've been trying to upload a picture of my sat nav, it shows the traffic jam I've been stuck in for hours on the a31. Thought it might cheer you up.

He's sat in a public library, corn beef sandwiches and a flask of cold tea untouched in his tartan shopping pull cart.

Nope, taking the S class, it's comfort and an auto gearbox I opt for on a long drive.

Thank Christ for that.

Driving to Dorset for the weekend Ape with a beautiful woman. How's the jigsaw coming on?

Unfortunately baws you're the real deal and this shit wouldn't work on you.

What a strange comment, do you have many homosexual fantasies?

We enjoy winding intelligent poor people up Ape, it's surprisingly easy.

It's a great car Ape, if you ever use that big brain of yours to earn a few quid I would highly recommend you get one.

You may know how an Aston Martin engine produces such power, I don't care but drive one and pay clever people like you to service it, shame lol.

You can't be to bright yourself Ape, you're as poor as a church mouse.

Interest rate cut to 0.25%, good time to try again bill.