Eddie

It's true, however some people practice daily, although fatty is probably one of the best salesman in our sector, he is an awful person with no morals and poor personal hygiene.

I've got a chubby just reading that.

Fucking kids events shite I sincerely hope that you didn't leave out a comma by mistake on that nom quince.

Drug fuelled romps with a homo school teacher perhaps?

Idiot.

If men never used prostitutes, you would never have been born...

Glad we have cleared that one up......drink bleach, wood chipper, thicko, blah blah fucking blah

What the fuck have Eskimo's got to do with it?

They would prefer you took them a rent boy, silly.

Micky dolenz was one of the monkees, is the bloke you played golf with 'Mickey Dolentz from the Monkeys' in a tribute band?

Who the fuck is Mickey Dolentz, is he related to Micky Dolenz?

Who are you playing golf with next? Probably another big shot like a friend of a bloke who once watched ' The Great Soprendo' live.

Living the dream.

Sounds beautiful quince, I will bring a picnic, any chance I could have a go at swinging the axe?

Jesus wept, you're the real deal aren't you.

Let's round up all the cunts on the watch list and move them all to jaywick. Build a big wall around the town protected with patrolling armed guards. Sky 1 can do a jihad on benefits style program, bombs on a budget sugar and weedkiller style and Jim royale style suicide vests with holes. Alan Patridge can do the commentary.

Now you're talking Bill.

I was in Goa when the tsunami hit, the water was a little bit rough that day, truly terrifying stuff, a wave splashed up on my knackers, could have died.

All muslims read and follow the teachings from the same book, all are terrorist's or terrorist sympathisers, bar none without exception. Except a bloke I know who's alright for an arsenal fan.

Quote of the week from the leader of the kurdish soldiers fighting Isis. Ross: What do you think of the situation where a Muslim is having to fight and kill other muslims? Kurdish figher: to be honest it's put me right off islam.

I bet you don't own a hoover...

Lucky for me I live in the garden of England and we don't have any non whites in our village with exception to the owner of the local shop. He always had cricket on the tv when I pop in.

Well said bill, the cunt can not string two lines together with out an end break. Out of likes.

I respect your superior knowledge, however they all look the same to me.

Beautifully stated OB. A gentle but effective nudge towards the truth. Out of likes I'm afraid.