Eddie

Staffed by fat traveler women with bad shoulder tats and dirty fingernails, obese lorry drivers sit on broken, cheap plastic garden furniture buckling under their colossal frames. Tea is served hotter than the surface of the sun in Styrofoam cups and their food is a health risk. Still preferable than going to the chav's favorite Nando's, reheated dog shit and chips. Beautiful.

Risky game that Frank, you never should have let the punters take the condom off mid arse shag, this may explain your aids ridden appearance.

I can't talk about it Bill, I've not been sleeping and I'm shouting at everyone for no good reason. I may not bounce back this time. The only happy thought I have is picturing quincy frantically attempting to ditch his property empire before the market implodes. I hope his wife leaves him.

You're never own a property bill, washed up at 25. Did you like my Aston?, it's Ok for weekends but I prefer my s class for everyday use, I'm glad you're poor, it suits you.

He did.

I bet monumental has his own house bill, unlike you, but you do have your own front room. Fucking toilet sharing peasant.

Indeed, does he live in your house share?

Beautiful, dirty dog.

Well you would, why be different than any other stupid fucking immigrant.

Lets not sterotype the bog trotters stupidity, but quincy left Ireland in search of a better life and moved to Scotland!

You have to make allowances for Quincy, he is Irish and therefore a cunt.

Little tip, don't believe everything written on here you dope, anyway all farmers are cunts that have massive barns that they won't let anyone look in ,also all of them, without fail marry their sister.

The aristocrat, who is the father of Samantha Cameron, is just one of a hundreds of wealthy landowners who get millions per year paid out by the EU's Common Agricultural Policy. The inbred cunts who are Britain's landed elite claim millions a year to bankroll their huge inherited estates. No small wonder the richest people in the uk are desperate to stay in.

Where's Richard Reid when he's needed.

No.

I use it to baptise muslims who have opened their eyes to the true Christian religion.

My pool better be spotless or you're not getting those 5 euros.

Only if there is a cash prize at the bingo.

I didn't say they were my kids or wife..

I like a road side shrine, free toys for the kids and free flowers for the wife, nice.

Noel Edmonds is a cunt.

Another annoying billionaire with selfish reasons to stay in, the cunt is everywhere championing the in vote. However he does not even own a home here and has been a tax exile for 7 years, nice to live on your own island in the Caribbean and tell the great unwashed what's good for them, dyslexic cnut.

You'll be OK then. I never noticed you before, been here long?

It's Joey Deacon, you Joey Deacon.

To be honest drew, I don't even have a car, I was trying to be a big shot again.