Eddie

Snatch, post your own frank video, swimming cap on with a bit of concealer to blend in, white skinny jeans (rolled up queer boy style), make sure you strap down your cock as frank has no bulge, and if you have any musical talent do not let that show in anyway. Maybe a Elmer fudd ditty about rabbits?

I would rather lick dianne Abbotts arse pre wipe than donate cash to help Africans, every parking ticket I get is given by one of those cunts, I don't want any more making it here.

I just thought they liked fucking.

Do nothing, it won't make any difference, Starvin Marvin is a cunt.

The stinking sack of shit also inflicted Live 8 on us. This load of wank generated corporate sponsors, royalties and contributions for all over the world. Unfortunately this cash did not go to the starving, or the poorest 18 countries in the world as promoted, actually the money was used to pay off the corporate creditors of indebted countries, stupid, smelly tramp of a cunt.

The shit sucking tramp continues with his great work by sticking his nose in the referendum. I would say the washed up star should fuck off but washed is not a term associated with this cunt. He is of course a success at being a husband and father so we should hang on his every word. The bog trotter also flicked the 'V' sign at struggling British fisherman, I can only hope this cunt follows his wife and daughter and scores a particularly high grade bag of smack.

How about a quick sinead O'conno number to pacify the baying mob, 'nothing compares to you', whilst sporting a line drawn across the middle of your baldy head, with little drops of jizz drawn carefully down the side of your face?

You are not breaking the law talking on the phone and driving your mobility scooter, shitting your pants at the same time is not multi tasking it's just an inconvenience for your carer.

How about cunts with wigs on their head? , maybe you could do a video, spitting image style, like the paul Daniels one, balance a glass of milk on your head, wip the wig off without spilling a drop and shout "that's magic".

No he's a cunt.

Shave off your greasy hair, loose the cheap bifocals, brush the dandruff off your shoulders and maybe Frank will take you on as a mini me to his spam headed Dr evil persona you poison fucking dwarf.

You know the bigger boys will eventually get bored of your weaselling fucking act and throw you aside, wiz will eat you for breakfast.

Shut up ape you boring no mark fucking cunt of a man.

Fuck off prof.

It's time for me to go home Frank, I have turned dark brown in this blistering sun, I feel lazy, lethargic even, last night I had to fight the urge to mug my elderly neighbour. I have become eveything I hate.

Is she Italian?

You can come and clean my pool, between you and me I've pissed in it but I haven't mentioned it to the others. Wear a hat, it's 35 in the shade, your spam fucking head will look like a piece of chorizo in a matter of minutes.

You would fit right in Frank with your baldy spiv head and soapy appearance.

Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth? A: A rake.

How about middle aged men with grey beard's who look a bit soapy?

Looks like he's in his favourite sexual position.

Especially the wide nose ones

It's got to be kept respectable, no selling near the schools, keep it in the coloured areas, they don't have souls anyway.

Actually this devious cunt has it right, even a goat fucker from the arsehole of the worse war zone would not want to settle anywhere near him. Well played sir application in the post.

A middle aged man desperately trying to hang on to his youth, wearing a pair of white rolled up jeans and cheap shoes, I think we have been duped by an Essex cunt.