Eddie

Sssshhhh now, slip into the hot bath and cut upwards not side to side.

Are you getting sleepy yet?, embrace the darkness.

Tell uncle eddie all about it. Let it all out, best thing to do is cut your wrists and let the badness out, I guarantee you will feel better.

I pity you. No really.

I bet it's a staff and you live on a council estate on benefits. Statistically boys with abuse in their past are angry and poor.

Pre op trumps an arse bandit, kellie maloney, lol

Are you voting out?

That's because he isn't a pre op tranny, lol

Are you voting out?

Annoying presenters, how about dermot o'leary, the closet poof can't keep his hands off any bloke his interviewing. Hugs, high fives, touchy feely fucking homo needs to be outed.

Cut fmwac some slack scotty, his sphincter was smashed to bits as a child, it's left him an angry young man in nappies.

Naga is a fine looking woman, let's just stick with the disabled actors, they should not be given air time especially around Dinner time.

Special delivery on its way.

I like the idea, I think chris evans and that little dumpy pickle on east enders deserve to receive a special delivery.

Well said fmwac, you was buggered senseless from an early age and forced to nosh off uncle jimmy and look how you turned out. A well balance, calm and thoroughly nice chap who rarely gets upset on an anonymous forum.

Never mind all that, pink or brown?

That pitch and putt at Southend has certainly come on a treat, is the windmill hole still a challenge?

I know what you mean Frank, it took me a while to accept dirty den when he reurned from the dead.

Did your balloon knot split?

Be interesting if all 4 of his ex wives turn up at the funeral, I wonder if wife 1 to 3 thought he was inspirational. Also if any money was left after a life time with a cult. When he was stripped of his title he was reduced to pumping petrol for a living, rope a dope indeed.

Joe Frazier was an inspirational figure, he supported ali when he was stripped of his title, in fact financially supported him and lobbied for Ali’s reinstatement, even meeting with president Nixon. His reward for helping Ali get his licence back and giving him a shot at the title was Ali calling him a uncle Tom and comparing him to a gorilla in looks and brains. Frazier went to his grave hating the man.

That reminds me, your xxxl butt plugs and Franks xxxxs penis pump have arrived, do you want me to send out tomorrow or will you be collecting?

Fmwac, I read about your remarkable start to life, a cheesy bit of yeast dropped off a punters helmet on to your mother's period soaked mattress. The damp humid conditions mutated the union into the brain dead spaza now stinking up the place with posts on football. Your still far better than MC though.

Stayed on the side lines at the time bill, although I do now admit having shit myself more than once, the last time walking around a super market after I had been taking fat blocking tablets, stolen from fatty's desk. Pushed out a little fart in all innocence and spray painted my shorts.

I'm still having the nightmares bill.