Eddie

Nice, also standard speech claiming "I would love a job me" , followed by a list of excuses why they can't actually do a job.

There must be a few normal people on benefits that could be featured on these programs. It seems there is a check list to satisfy before appearing, anyone would think there is an agenda. The list includes smoker, rotten teeth, untidy house, large tv, ugly kids, iPhone 6 and large shit leather settee. Frank how the fuck do you live like this?

I think its one of fatty's eyebrow hairs, he often disappears into the Ladies toilet for a quick sniff of the seat, and a bit of gentleman's relief. The vile specimen looks like the love child of Dennis Healey and Susan Boyle.

Nice to see your back withers, once mike has his A.S.D will he make a triumphant return, almost Jesus like, although not riding a donkey, a small child's tricycle

This nom has it all, mystery, intrigue and toilet humor. Its all around the office, hot topic, suspicious, accusing glances in all directions, is the the fat bird or the fatter bird or the enormous one? Cant be any of the nice ones surely to Christ.

You fucking horrible cunt, although i have to agree.

Gordon ramsay, claridges?

Sunday evenings are shit enough without Ant and Dec lapping around a geriatric old bag until 11.30 tonight. I would imagine punkape has sky+ the entire thing.

To be honest I worked with an ex para and an ex marine, both were convinced they were number 1. It was hoping by rubbishing the army and praising the navy, this may spark him up again, no such luck.

Punkape got a Cathy beale in his range rover from Grayson in the 90's, he still has feelings towards him.

Truly vile, imagine the germs and drooling. That dog should be more careful it could catch something.

I Just read that back and you're right, it does sound a little bit judge.

If you was all I had to talk to I would let you.

Good call, I would gladly smash his face in with a brick, unlike judge who would prefer to smash his back doors in.

I'm out of likes already but that made me laugh.

Along with most cunts on here I didn't know he creates ceramics, but I do know his performance art. The distraction isn't unnecessary at all.

I just don't know anymore bubbles. I did enjoy watching the seated volleyball. I am looking forward to the blind boxing although fights have been known to last days.

They are all diamonds manky, it's a disgrace that so many of our brave boys end up on the streets. A proper and assisted exit plan on to civvy street is the very least that should he offered. Employers should be encouraged to employ ex forces personnel with contributions from the goverment to help with re-training costs.

No its uncle Ben.

How dare you, my god is as real as all the others.

Thank you for your service manky.

God told me, I have no facts whatsoever to back this theory up, I just know it to be 100% true.

Yes.

Great nom, the ex forces guys are inspirational, overcoming disability, getting on with life, and not wasting their time self medicating with illegal drugs, watching jeremy kyle and moaning about lack of benefits like so many of the youth today. As you know I am a great supporter of the armed forces and believe conscription for all 18 year olds for 1 year would be a great benefit to the country.

Sounds like a cunning plan. Will I have to leave the country for a while after the hit? I was thinking France with scrotes.