Frank I can see you now, sat on the beach in torremolinos , midday sun turning you a bright pink , (sun cream is for fairies), reading the latest mindless drivel from a lying sas 'hero'. You would then bore everyone at the bar with tales of 1 man single handedly strangling 100 Arabs after a 100 mile walk. Poor long awaited effort, from a half 'out' poof, 3/10.